tud lasso

Chief Bucket Hat Officer 🧢 Rom-Com Enthusiast | Minister of Culture | 1NDY ambassador // h👀sier

[tud lasso @banoodly]

Piercing Pagoda in Fort Myers is $48 for both ears including an initial pair...

-Anonymous source that definitely isn’t 17yo me

[Uncle Hank @hmc210]

Just saw a girl wearing earrings that were what I assumed to be her twitter handle. How expensive is it to get your ears pierced?

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

Most home runs in first 5 seasons with a team: 

Babe Ruth, NYY: 235
Mark McGwire, STL: 220
Kyle Schwarber, PHI: 218
Ralph Kiner, PIT: 215
Alex Rodriguez, NYY: 208
David Ortiz, BOS: 208
Albert Pujols, STL: 201

[tud lasso @banoodly]

@ElAndyD @Budget Get em Andy!!

[Kory Waldron @FullAccessHoops]

Pacers didn’t even have their 2026 pick heading into the NBA Finals last year. By a stroke of luck they got it back a few days prior to Haliburton getting hurt. They then flipped it for Zubac, sure, would’ve been great to have Zubac and a Top 4 pick. Nonetheless, the center hole has been filled by a top 10 center. If Mathurin doesn’t take a leap is he worth $20M-$25M off the bench? TBD. I don’t think we’ll know the winner or loser of this trade for a couple years.

This Pacers front office have done nothing but work to put together a contender the past 2 years. The core is intact. Keep the faith.

[Jake Query @jakequery]

Pacers needed a starting C
Pacers acquired a starting C
Pacers risked losing a potential star acquisition .
They used #5 pick for a staring C, & at 5 there will be a plethora of players… at positions they are stacked.

Top 4 would’ve been icing. The cake is still pretty good

[tud lasso @banoodly]

I was already a Khobie fan. But man, I’m a big Khobie fan.

[Michael Niziolek @michaelniziolek]

Khobie Martin on Indiana's running back by committee approach: "We try to win, we try to be great. And so if we need multiple running backs to do that, then that's what we need."

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Stop the escalation. End the war now. No one wants this.

[jj @JJ__indy]

He threatened to annihilate an entire civilization. Begging the idiots to finally be appalled.

[Ryan Clark @Realrclark25]

“The latest White House post is… disgusting & despicable”

War is not a sport, & it’s certainly not a comedy. I’ve been asked how I felt about being included in a post from the White House using NFL hits as some sort of war highlight film. Truthfully, I don’t feel rage, but embarrassment. I’m also saddened for the families whose loved ones are serving this country.

We have lost all integrity, decorum, & character. We aren’t led by a public servant, but a reality star. This is just the latest example of who our leadership is.

@ThePivot clips on @youtube.

#ThePivot #WhiteHouse #NotSports #NotComedy

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.  Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace.

I am focused on making sure that every New Yorker is safe. I have been in contact with our Police Commissioner and emergency management officials. We are taking proactive steps, including increasing coordination across agencies and enhancing patrols of sensitive locations out of an abundance of caution.

Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.

[Jeremy Gray @IUJGray]

Don’t overthink this NFL.

[tud lasso @banoodly]

Bruh this Purdue crowd is pulling out the petty in me 😂 y’all gonna be pissed off on your couch watching other teams the first weekend in April too I’m sorry!

[tud lasso @banoodly]

@KaivanShroff @tomwatson Unfortunately, as a sellout, Jake Tapper couldn’t care less

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Purposefully turning off the halftime show

Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences

(which equals viewership for them)

You are their benefit. Realize you have power.

Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.

[tud lasso @banoodly]

@JJ__indy @megynkelly Fuckin right 💯

[tud lasso @banoodly]

For only wanting English songs to be played at the Super Bowl, she’s absolutely garbage at the English language

[WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER  @blacktwiterthrd]

Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:

“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”

[tud lasso @banoodly]

Oh nooo wayyy @SpeakerJohnson oh noooooo

[Grok @grok]

Hey, good question! Based on 2024 election data, at least 4 Democrats in House races (e.g., IA-1, NE-2, CA-45, CA-47) held leads at some point on election night but ended up losing as more votes were counted. It's a common occurrence in close races due to varying ballot types—happens to both sides.

[tud lasso @banoodly]

Ay @grok how many Democrats who lost last cycle were ahead ‘at some point’ on Election Day? 🤣

don’t worry about the % of votes in or any other important context — it’s clear Mikey Johnson doesn’t care about that

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Rs to "nationalize" elections: "We had 3 Republican candidates who were ahead on election day in last cycle, and every time a new tranche of ballots came in they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove that? No."

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

rt to win!