Chris Armstrong

If you want loyalty, get yourself a dog.

[Chris Armstrong @bantam79]

@Mattyamc @officialbantams The policing and stewarding will have to be on their game. It's always been a very "aggy" game.

[Chris Armstrong @bantam79]

@_ChrisLepkowski Littlewoods Cup, Barclays League, Sherpa Vans Trophy, Vauxhall Conference, and Beazer Homes League.

[Chris Armstrong @bantam79]

@IWoM85 Sadly not. I don’t have a car, and it’s a bit of a bind to get to Whitby by public transport.

[Chris Armstrong @bantam79]

@IWoM85 The steak pie is probably the best I’ve ever had in my life.

Chips, mushy peas and a pot of tea to go with it, please.

[Upright Speedway  @UprightSpeedway]

Did anyone else just get this severe alert warning thing coming up on their phone. I nearly jumped out of my Moto 3 😱

[Chris Armstrong @bantam79]

Today’s horoscope. I have a terrible feeling that I’d lose my audience, if I were to “follow through”.

[Chris Armstrong @bantam79]

My thoughts are with the gentleman who were receiving oral sex when the emergency alert went off. May they find succour (pun intended) in the tale John Wayne Bobbitt.

[Chris Armstrong @bantam79]

@jslovechild I thought it might be Wayne Wanklyn.

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@paulenglish1961 I think that maybe Sheffield Wednesday got there first with the electric scoreboard, but United’s was better and longer lasting.

[Chris Armstrong @bantam79]

@MichaelCGlasper Naff Co 54

[Chris Armstrong @bantam79]

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@Prof_Quiteamess You can take the girl out of Bradford, but you’ll never take Bradford out of the girl.

[remand chic @our_jesse]

You never see some exchanges coming at all

[Chris Armstrong @bantam79]

@OllyverTweet Yeah, but the FA would have gone down the straightlaced route and picked Cliff, the Seekers and Cilla.

[Chris Armstrong @bantam79]

@Theleaguemag Mick Jones scoring for Leeds against Sheffield Wednesday?

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@ltg1810 @thesundaysport @DagenhamMKIII Peter Dudley who played Burt Tilsley

[Chris Armstrong @bantam79]

@Dene71 I wonder how many times Vince used the plot about sleeping overnight outside a shop before the sales started!

[Chris Armstrong @bantam79]

Rhys Ifans is looking remarkably like Del Henney as he gets older.

[BBC Press Office @bbcpress]

New pictures released 📸 Onwards and Sideways is the upcoming drama starring Laura Linney and Rhys Ifans

Monica Dolan and Rory Kinnear also feature in the feature-length drama coming to cinemas, BBC iPlayer and BBC One

More ➡️ https://t.co/hT2oqx17H9

[Twonks @twonkscomics]

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