the bubble guy

I’m me

[declasiq_esmi @declasiqstudio_]

A woman will leave her husband because he’s cheating, then still date married men. That’s another woman’s husband you’re dating. It will never make sense to me why women do that.

Just like I used to say, except for physical abuse or finding out he’s gay, never leave your husband. But if your husband brings other girls into his matrimonial bed, that’s a man with no respect for his wife and children.

On second thought, I can tell you this: before a man chooses to bring another woman into her bed just for sex, there must be something he wants to prove. He’s trying to punish his wife for refusing or denying him sex.

Take it or leave it.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My neighbor and his wife just bought a white Lexus.

After he lost his job during COVID-19, he combined the savings he had with his wife’s savings. Together, they raised ₦3.5 million and started a foodstuff business.

Every morning, his wife would go to work while he stayed at the shop.

When she returned, she would take over at the shop while he went home to stay with the kids.

They kept doing this every day.

Later, as the business expanded, his wife had to resign from her job and focus fully on the business.

They are almost done with their own building.

And just yesterday, they bought a white Lexus to celebrate their 13th wedding anniversary…

[the bubble guy @banton_guy]

@TheAbdulwakil Thats kavara

[the bubble guy @banton_guy]

@OurFavOnlineDoc I'm so ashamed that this is the governor of edo state. It's heartbreaking to see somone so dull.

[Clinton Arinze 🍃🍁 @ClintonArinze01]

Guys, you won’t believe what happened to my brother yesterday. 😭

He got home around 11 p.m., parked his car outside and went to sleep.

The next morning, he came out to use the car and noticed the bonnet was open.

He opened it and… his battery was gone! 😭💔

He called his mechanic and told him he was scared to buy another battery because the thieves might come back.

Later that evening, they went to a battery shop to get a replacement.

The first shop was closed, so they entered another one.

Guys… guess what my brother saw on the floor?

HIS OWN BATTERY! 😭😭

He had written his name on the battery because it was brand new, so there was no mistake.

They asked the person who brought it, and he claimed he bought it from someone else.

They called that person…

And it was the actual thief!

The most shocking part? The thief was just a 13–14-year-old boy. 😭

He even demonstrated exactly how he opened the bonnet and removed the battery. That’s the video you’re seeing here.

And guess how much he sold a ₦120,000 battery for?

₦15,000! 😭💔

Imagine waking up to discover your battery is gone, then finding your own battery in a shop the next evening. 😂😭

This country sha… you really have to watch everything.

Car owners, please secure your cars properly. And parents, we really need to pay attention to what these young boys are getting involved in.

Have you ever experienced something like this before?

[InspiredCastro-Global Watch @InspiredCastro]

Breaking !!!! The list of countries that walk away as Israel 🇮🇱 Prime Minister mounted the Podium to speak at UNGA 2026 in USA 🇺🇸 Nigeria 🇳🇬 VP Kashim Shettima walked out , he was spotted on the Street of New York doing this 😳😳

Here is the message - The truth cannot be hidden

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

As a man,

If you're married and things have been fine with you financially for a long time.

Then you start experiencing financial hardship, and your wife under few months, starts to treat you badly with disrespect and constant insults.

You married a coded prostitute.

End.

[YUA @creative_yua]

Your laptop can have 16GB RAM, Core i7 and still be a very bad purchase.

Before buying a laptop, take not of these 10 things:

1.🔹Go for SSD instead of HDD.

SSD makes the laptop significantly faster when booting, opening apps and transferring files. It also doesn't make the spinning noise HDDs make.

You can check by pressing Ctrl + Shift + Esc → then Performance → then Disk.

2.🔹Having a high RAM isn't enough.

A laptop with 16GB RAM and a weak or old processor can still perform poorly. So it's important to check the processor.

3.🔹 Focus more on the generation of the processor rather than just “Core i5” or “Core i7.”

Never assume an i7 is automatically better than an i5. A newer-generation i5 can outperform an older-generation i7, depending on the specific processors.

When you check the model number for most Intel Core processors, the number immediately after the hyphen tells you the generation.

For example:
i7-6500U = 6th Gen
i5-8250U = 8th Gen
i7-1165G7 = 11th Gen
i5-1235U = 12th Gen
i7-13700H = 13th Gen

4.🔹Don't ignore battery health, especially when buying a used laptop.

To check on a Windows laptop, open Command Prompt and type: powercfg /batteryreport

This will generate a battery report showing the design capacity and full charge capacity. The bigger the gap, the more the battery has degraded.

5.🔹Check the screen quality, not just the size.

A 15.6-inch screen isn't automatically better than a 14-inch one. To confirm, go to Settings → System → Display → Advanced display to check the resolution and refresh rate.

6.🔹Check whether the RAM and SSD can be upgraded.

Some newer laptops have their RAM already soldered, meaning you may not be able to increase it later.

7.🔹Check the ports you need.

USB-A, USB-C, HDMI, SD card slot, headphone jack and other ports can make a difference depending on what you use the laptop for.

8.🔹For a used laptop, test everything.

Don't just open the laptop, see that it boots.

Test the keyboard, trackpad, speakers, microphone, webcam, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, charging port, USB ports, HDMI, hinges and screen.

Open a document and test every key. Play audio through the speakers. Connect to Wi-Fi and Bluetooth. Plug in a USB device and test the charger.

9.🔹Buy according to your needs.

For browsing, Microsoft Office, online classes and basic work, you don't necessarily need a high-end laptop.

For programming, heavy multitasking or professional software, you need a strong processor and sufficient RAM.

For video editing, 3D work and serious graphics work, you have to pay attention to the GPU, processor, RAM and display.

For gaming, don't focus on RAM alone. The dedicated GPU, processor, cooling system and display matter a lot.

Stay informed
And
Stay sharp! 🪒

[Ibrahim @ibroraheem]

This community transformer racket has to stop completely. It is daylight robbery disguised as community self-help, and the regulatory double standard is sickening.

​Look at how the power sector works in Nigeria:

​When a community transformer blows up, the DisCo goes deaf. You write letters, make calls, and nothing happens. Six months down the line, residents are suffocating in darkness, small businesses are dying, and fuel prices are draining everybody's pockets.

​Out of sheer desperation, landlords gather, task every household 50k, 100k, or more, and scrape together 5 to 8 million Naira to buy a brand new transformer, buy heavy copper cables, and pay for poles.

​The moment that equipment is energized, the DisCo claims it as company property. They add it to their network balance sheet, and within two weeks, they start distributing Band A and Band B bills. If you do not pay, they disconnect you with the ladder leaning on the very pole you bought with your own sweat.

​How can a private, for-profit utility company take free capital equipment from struggling citizens, pay zero interest, give zero equity, and then charge those same citizens full price to use it?

​If NERC mandated that customers who pay upfront for meters under the MAP scheme must be refunded their money over time through energy credits, why does the exact same logic not apply to transformers?

​A meter costs 100k to 150k and you refund it via monthly energy units.

A transformer costs 6 to 10 million Naira funded by an entire street, and you pretend it was a charitable donation to a private entity?
​This injustice has to end.

​If a community is forced to step in and buy infrastructure because a DisCo failed its obligations, NERC should make automatic amortization mandatory:

​Every single household on that street that contributed to buying that transformer should have their meter credited with monthly energy units until the full cost of the asset, cables, and installation logistics is completely paid back.

​You cannot let private DisCos enrich their asset portfolios with crowd-funded community blood and then charge those same people premium tariffs for power. If DisCos want to own the asset, they must refund the people who paid for it.

[Heart Mattaz by Rita @HeartMattaz]

I told men every time, and I am saying it: if you use your health to play, your woman and your children will move on in 5 years if you keep it

If your woman denies you sex, find one babe and enjoy yourself.

If she refuses to cook at home even when you drop money, eat outside.

If she nags about everything she sees you at home, fine somewhere with soft breaks and yansh go and enjoy yourself.

When you collect, before you remember your abode, remember yourself.

HeartMattaz

[Prince Daniel Chukwuemeka ll @prince_dc21__]

My neighbour's 20-year-old daughter, who schools at IMSU, came back home yesterday with an iPhone 17 Pro Max.

This is a girl whose father is currently struggling to pay her ₦350k rent ooo.

When her father saw the phone, he asked her how she got over ₦2.5M to buy it.

She said it was a birthday gift from one of her friends.

The man didn't believe her, so he told her to bring the friend home so he could meet the person who gave her such an expensive gift.

That's when the girl flared up.

She started insulting her father, calling him a failure and saying that since she entered school, he had never bothered to ask how she was surviving.

She reminded him that he barely contributes towards her rent, textbooks and school fees, even though the man has been struggling to provide these things.

She was saying all these things in front of her mother when her elder brother suddenly came back.

He got angry and started beating her.

She became very angry, packed her things and left the house.

Since then, she hasn't returned home, she has not been picking her calls and now the wife is accusing the husband of sending their daughter away because she was able to afford for herself what he couldn't afford for her.

The man sent her packing too for supporting her daughter knowing that she is going astray.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I just saw that @instablog9ja posted what I said about an event with my lovely wife about 20 years ago.

Thank you for posting, but let me double down on it.

Young men, hear me well.

Not every quarrel in a relationship is a sign that the relationship must end. Two people coming from different homes, different experiences and different temperaments will sometimes clash.

That is life.

The problem is not that disagreement happened. The real problem is what both people do when emotions become hotter than wisdom.

When a woman is angry and words are flying everywhere, a wise man should first reduce the temperature of the moment.

Not every insult requires a reply.

Not every accusation needs an immediate defence.

Sometimes, keeping quiet for a few minutes saves what ten hours of argument would destroy.

Step away if you must, breathe, allow emotions settle, then return to talk like adults, and learn from it and teach her when necessary.

If there is pushing, throwing of objects, or any form of minor violence, the first thing is safety.

Do not retaliate.

Do not try to "win".

A man who answers anger with more anger is pouring fuel on fire and calling it a solution.

Calmness is not weakness.

Self control is strength.

Let me repeat:

Not every unfortunate incident should make a man walk away from a relationship or marriage.

If people left after every mistake, fight or quarrel, nobody would stay married.

Sometimes people say hurtful things they regret.

Sometimes stress, financial pressure, exhaustion and misunderstanding can make good people behave badly.

But there is a difference between a mistake and a pattern.

A mistake can be corrected.

A pattern that continues without remorse or effort to change is another matter entirely.

A wise man does not run at the first storm, and he does not remain inside a burning house either.

He learns the difference.

Maturity is knowing when to stay and fix, when to be patient and forgive, and when to draw a line.

Not every fight means the end.

Not every apology means the problem is solved.

Wisdom is in knowing the difference.

End.

[Yobarnub 🦍 @realyobarnub]

The kind of advice women don’t sit down to listen to 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[the bubble guy @banton_guy]

@LeadHerLogic I need it please

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

When I was in Makurdi, Benue state, there was a guy who normally tax me anytime I pass one particular road and me sef dey remit based on be your brother’s keeper and he will always appreciate it dearly.

I was passing one day and he walked up to me as usual and I was prepared to deliver him. He said to me “no pass this area for the next three days.” I asked him why but he only said “I don tell you my own” and he left.

I didn’t pass that side for almost two weeks. The next time I passed I made sure I lobbied around until I saw him. I gave him x3 of usual and thanked him cus what I heard happened on that street was brutal.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

My father called me last week and said he needed 500,000 naira urgently. He promised to pay back. My father is a man of his word, so I disturbed my emergency funds and sent it.

Just yesterday, he called me to come to the house immediately. I grumbled because I was far away, but I rushed down.

He presented land documents to me.

He had bought my first land for 2.4 million naira, in my name. He just needed me to come and append my signature.

He said he never wanted that land to pass me by, so he used what he had and got the 500,000 naira balance from me without telling me why.

Then he said something that broke me:

"Since after your secondary education, I have never really had the privilege to gift you anything. You even sponsored yourself through school because I was incapable. This is my little gift to you."

I am finally a land owner. Courtesy of my loving Dad. ❤️

Above all, love God.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Anyone can buy your NIN

[Jbkeys @Jbkeyss]

TAKE NOTE OF THR FOLLOWING JUST IN CASE!!!!!!

When you want you to write a statement at the POLICE station or EFCC or law enforcement office;

1. Don't leave blank spaces, cross a line over any blank space left once you are done.

2. Remember to put full stop once you are done writing and sign at the front of that full stop.

3. If you are forced to write a statement against yourself.
DON'T WORRY, at the signature part.
Just add UD as part of your signature (meaning under Duress)

4. It is not a WAEC answer sheet where you must fill up all the page, write what you know only and cross line on the space remaining.

5. Don't agree to write a statement when your lawyer or someone you trust is not there.
If they force you to write, remember (number 3 point.)

6. Avoid answering unnecessary questions when your lawyer is not there.
You have the right to remain silent, cos anything you say can be used against you in court

7. If POLICE send you invitation during weekend, try tell dem say you go show face on Monday as you are out of town for now, cos they will probably detain you till Monday before they can transfer you to court if the matter is the one the type they need to transfer to court

8. Don't forget to share this p0st

9. Sign on every page of the paper, not just the final page

10. If there is a mistake when writing, cross it out cleanly, write the correction, and place your initials directly beside the alteration.

Happy taco Tuesday 🎉

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

No be life una dey live for 9ja

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

A 42-year old single man was in my DM last night. His fiancée is 23.

He has read multiple times, where I talked about age difference between couples.

And he needed me to "enlighten" him on why I feel it's inappropriate.

I asked him two questions:

"How much do you earn?"

"N460k per month"

"Is your fiancée a student?"

"Yes, but in her final year".

I feel that he subtly wanted to put me on the spot. But, here goes:

One of the most underrated ingredients of a peaceful marriage is that the husband and wife should be relatively close in age.

Not because it is fashionable.

Not because I say so.

Not because there is anything automatically wrong with marrying a woman much younger.

But because life is easier when two people are walking through the same season at the same pace.

Look around Africa.

Many men in their late 30s and early 40s deliberately seek women in their early 20s.

They tell themselves they are marrying youth, beauty, obedience, fewer or no body counts, or "peace of mind."

What they often fail to consider is that age difference does not stop time from moving.

A 42-year-old man who marries a 23-year-old woman is not freezing her at 23.

She will become 30.

She will become 35.

She will become 40.

She too will gain experience, confidence, education, exposure, and ambition.

The same young woman who was impressed by your age at 23, and the "money" that you may be flashing on her, may be evaluating your capacity at 35.

And that is where many marriages begin to experience friction.

When people are close in age, they usually build together.

Both are struggling.

Both are growing.

Both are making mistakes.

Both are learning.

Neither person feels they sacrificed one stage of life to enter another person's completed chapter.

But when the age gap is wide, there is often an imbalance from the beginning.

One person arrives with authority.

The other arrives with admiration.

One teaches.

The other learns.

One leads.

The other follows.

For a while, this arrangement can look stable and good.

Then life changes.

The young wife starts earning more.

She becomes more exposed.

Her confidence increases.

Suddenly, the relationship that was built on age advantage is forced to stand on character, competence, emotional intelligence, and challenge of authority.

Because that wife that you married at a very young age, begins to feel that she was deprived of her youth and had no power of choice.

And this is where reality becomes uncomfortable.

Many older men assume that their age alone will permanently secure respect.

Life does not work that way.

A woman may respect your age.

But she will eventually assess your decisions and hers.

A woman may admire your maturity.

But she will eventually compare your maturity with your results.

A woman may initially depend on you financially.

But if she later becomes the breadwinner while you remain stagnant, the dynamics of the marriage will naturally change.

This is not always because women are evil.

It is because mature adults respond to reality.

A man who was perceived as a "mentor" at 42 can suddenly be perceived as a burden at 50 if he stops growing while his wife continues growing.

Meanwhile, couples who are close in age often face a different reality.

Their expectations are usually more balanced.

Their growth journeys are more synchronized.

Their conversations reflect similar generational experiences.

Their ambitions tend to mature together.

When one succeeds, the success feels shared because both remember where they started.

There is less emphasis on hierarchy and more emphasis on partnership.

This does not mean every large age-gap marriage will fail.

Some succeed beautifully.

And not every close-age marriage is peaceful, either.

But if we are speaking about probabilities rather than exceptions, marriages with few age gap generally generate less tension than marriages built on significant age-related power differences.

End.