Saying “condom” like an Aussie

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[Saying “condom” like an Aussie @banuaba]

@quantumfiber has a very unique install process where they come out, don’t install fiber and then refuse to give you info for when you can get the second “real” installation.

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@SeattlePD Nice scare quotes

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@teddy61347 @alwaysunnyooc Sorry buddy.

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Wah

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

I talk a lot of shit for someone who still thinks murdering CEOs of companies that shouldn’t exist in the first place is crossing a serious line. Was he a terrible human being responsible for excessive amounts of suffering for an uncountable amount of people in the never ending quest for shareholder value? Probably. Definitely. What happened today however won’t change this. It won’t help change that system. It only makes it worse. I see a lot of people today openly celebrating murder and honestly it’s pretty sick. I understand the feeling, I get it, but dammit we’re better than that. Violence isn’t the way. End rant.

[Powerup Comics! @ShadowPowerup]

Huge day for CEOs and guns

[DeuceQuest @DeuceQuest]

CAN'T REALLY COMPLAIN

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@pball0010 @ranatalus

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@itsborb That big clap was something. Right overhead in maple leaf

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@realemilyattack Also if it fits your budget packet rice—I know you have regular rice but for super bad days one of those and some
Cheese and chicken chunks or whatever is a decent reasonably healthy meal

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@realemilyattack Ugh I’m in the same boat.

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@greg_doucette Did you see the update where the union VP and pres were caught on bodycam mocking her and calling her low value?

https://t.co/5du4fadWUk

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@SarahMackAttack Because of you I know it’s a “globito” in Spanish. “Little ball” and I love that.

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@MikeHatrules Exactly. Because I kind of look like a guy who’d be on board and ugh

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@MikeHatrules @CaralhoPhilly @GarbageApe I’ve got a buddy who calls it “the racism flirt”

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@AppFolio what’s a support phone number?

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@nathanwpyle Are you only doing CONUS? I’d love to see what you come up with for Alaska

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@gabrielgironda I learned so much about TSS when I’d forget my book and had to read tampon boxes.

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@atinybird__ I left mine a voicemail and felt great he didn’t answer.

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@alexcweiner Check out dragons latest offering. At least in the healthcare space it works amazingly.

[Jeff Gyllenhaal @hairytrees]

Because your piss, your piss is on my lips. #piss