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[🦁 @baobunnn]

@_TooUnderratedX anything bobs burgers related but this always gets me in stitches

[Jordan @JordanWellin]

If I got stabbed and Amy Adams saved my life the first thing I would’ve told her after waking up is that she should’ve won the Emmy for Sharp Objects.

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Instead of whining about the fact that you have to exercise be grateful for the fact that your body is physically capable of doing so.

[Russell @ChelseasTopBoy]

‘We just got on with it in 1976’

Did you bollocks 😂 you’re the generation that moan about fucking everything.

[cicci⁴⁴🪽 @swtcherry_pie]

rivisto ieri per la decima volta life as we know It, una delle più belle romcom di sempre, mi dispero ogni volta

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[Ned Middles @NedMiddles1]

The crew pranked MICHAEL J FOX on BACK TO THE FUTURE by putting real whiskey in the prop bottle. That spit take was perfect.

[• @yducknow]

i hate how well spoken i am in my mind and how badly spoken i am when it comes to actually saying it

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

Back in my day we had to keep our blazers on unless the teachers gave us permission to take them off. And if we were in a French lesson our teacher made us ask in French.

[hiv lovecraft @hyperflesh]

I just went on zoom break at work during training and forgot to turn off my camera and went and lay down on my bed to doomscroll in front of 25 people I think I need to kms

[MV33Racing🏎 @MV33Racing]

Another driver exposing the British media for portraying Max Verstappen as the villain.

Listen closely to Liam Lawson as he talks about how good Max is with everyone around him and how much support Max gave him.

Max stood up for Liam when he was demoted back to Racing Bulls after only two races. Max disagreed with the decision and made that clear.

[Highperformance]

[𓆝 ⋆. seraph 🍋 @vampologists]

when he’s lowk irritated as fuck >>>>>

[𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @naturehealyou]

some people are born to like this feeling

[cay @koralinadean]

ik u not comparing the romcom dystopian 2010s prince to a chop ho. i just know u arent

[sarah @tradepartty]

My bf will be like let me put something on tv and it’s a YouTube video of a guy deep frying action figures and then he’ll start touching my boobs

[havoc @_havoc224]

“he’s using u for ur body” do u think i went to his place at 3am to discuss the economical and political state of the world?

[o @acquaintf8]

She really spoke to me; people think love is always a net positive, but it’s a neutral state of being that amplifies however you’re feeling in the moment. When it’s good, it’s amazing, but when it’s bad, it gets bleak. Self-love is the most sustainable https://t.co/01qqOsYArP

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

yuuuuupppppppp

[El Micropore Rae Jepsen @microrexxx]

Cuando jena se volvió una perra maldita fue de lo mejor que le pasó a la televisión, todos se merecían el odio de ella

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

I think going to a cat cafe when I have a cat at home must be what going to a strip club when you're married feels like.