Baraseal

Paleolibertarian Jew.
Member of the nation.
Weaponized memes.
Everything is a transfer of energy, besides energy.
64% of statistics are made up on the spot

[Baraseal @baraseal]

Hey guys, follow my meme account @realDonaldTrump , I tweet some weird stuff on it lol give it a follow thnx👍

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to dm someone who retweets this tweet a $1,000 Amazon Gift card in 72 hours. If you’re picked but don’t follow me, I’ll pick someone else. (Cause then I can’t dm you)

[Baraseal @baraseal]

@LinusTech 1488?
Forget @pewdiepie , LMG are the real Nazis!
*Vox's eyes bulge*
*WSJ pees their pants in excitement*
*The verge can barely control themselves*
*Entire fucking planet explodes*

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Every phone is a folding phone if you're strong enough.

[Baraseal @baraseal]

God, I wish @elonmusk was real

[Baraseal @baraseal]

@xforcades4 It do be like that sometimes don't it

[Baraseal @baraseal]

@xforcades4 Holy shit.
Yes.
Fuck.
Ugh.
Fuck.
Thanks tho.

[Barnacules Nerdgasm @Barnacules]

@LinusTech @MKBHD Wait, was it another Canadian? I thought if you damaged someone elses property as a Canadian you had to instantly pull over and buy them dinner and spend hours professing your sadness and sympathy for what has transpired followed my a firm handshake?! Was I misinformed?

[Baraseal @baraseal]

@realDonaldTrump Why not 7G? Don't stop at 6G!
Murica!

[Baraseal @baraseal]

6G..... Lol k.
More evidence that Trump rarely knows wtf he's talking about.
Gell-man effect maybe.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I want 5G, and even 6G, technology in the United States as soon as possible. It is far more powerful, faster, and smarter than the current standard. American companies must step up their efforts, or get left behind. There is no reason that we should be lagging behind on.........

[Baraseal @baraseal]

@markgurman @evleaks Probably the OnePlus 7 or something

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Allegedly Samsung will "reveal" the Galaxy S10 tomorrow... So much suspense for this completely unknown design... I wonder what it'll look like... They did such a great job keeping it a secret...

[Baraseal @baraseal]

@elonmusk when your favorite hat salesman has the perfect number of tweets.
Thank God it's not November.

[Baraseal @baraseal]

@papito_cruz @evleaks Wait Evan is in NJ? Your bio says Camden

[Baraseal @baraseal]

@dbrand @pewdiepie Subbed for years bra

[dbrand @dbrand]

We're in the final battle.
1. Subscribe to @PewDiePie.
2. Reply with a screengrab, showing you're subbed.
3. RT.

In 48 hours, 5 random RTs will get picked to win a pair of custom M50xBT headphones.

[Baraseal @baraseal]

@thiojoe Elaborate

[Baraseal @baraseal]

@Abir_legend @LinusTech Superposition

[Baraseal @baraseal]

@shroud Go to fucking sleep, how am I supposed to remain entertained if you don't stream?!?!?