Barbara Lezcano Scott

writer | singer | cubana 🇨🇺| advocate 💜 lover of 🎶 &🍦 mom to 👧🏽👧🏼👶🏼 spills things & runs into curbs, frequently. IG: @bdulcel @sweetbabssauces

[Barbara Lezcano Scott @BarbaraDLezcano]

Watching a Sesame Street story about a girl who loved her feet and I didn’t subscribe to this OnlyFans page

[Barbara Lezcano Scott @BarbaraDLezcano]

Parenthood is the hardest job, think we can all agree. Everyday something new. Your mission today, mom: after finding the first 7, where’s the 8th half-open water bottle laying on its side?

[Barbara Lezcano Scott @BarbaraDLezcano]

Whether you’ve got 10 hours or 10 minutes, do ONE thing that moves you closer to dreams today. Progress is practice, not perfect. #MondayMotivation #practicenotperfect

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If the baby breastfed with her face covered in Krispy Kreme glaze, are my boobs donut-flavored now? #deepthoughts @momandburied1

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Me: Parenthood is all the #emergencyalert I need.

Florida:

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#EmergencyAlert should be scheduled at 3 pm, when everyone could use a heart attack.

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I’m glad #emergencyalert said no action was required because if anyone other than a baby wakes me up at 4:45 am, action would be required.

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Anyone else get more work done while breastfeeding than any other time during the day?

#multitasking #momlife #breastfeeding

[Barbara Lezcano Scott @BarbaraDLezcano]

Friend: Let’s get the girls together over the summer!
Me: Sounds great!

Friend: Awesome! What days work?

Me: Let me check! There’s a sign up sheet with our 7 remaining 30-minute time slots in late July posted on my fridge. It’s behind the summer camp flow chart. Whatever works!

[Barbara Lezcano Scott @BarbaraDLezcano]

If you aren’t walking amidst clean clothes that’s been folded, strewn everywhere, and re-folded 17 times, are you even a parent?

[Barbara Lezcano Scott @BarbaraDLezcano]

My best friend made some important edits to the schedule:
#coronavirus #COVIDー19 #COVID19 #Quarantine #momlife @chrissyteigen @ScaryMommy

[Barbara Lezcano Scott @BarbaraDLezcano]

The former viola player in me is eternally grateful for this tweet.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning
To the altos and the baritones in choir
To the viola players and trombonists in the band
Your melody is not the one
the world sings
But it’s so much more f***ing interesting &
The song falls apart without you

[Barbara Lezcano Scott @BarbaraDLezcano]

🙌🙌🙌 #swimsuitreadyatbirth

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Ladies, swimsuit season is right around the corner so remember to keep doing your thing & not give a shit what anyone else thinks.

[Barbara Lezcano Scott @BarbaraDLezcano]

Early morning dance-off. ❤️

@justdancegame ☀️💃🙌
#danceoff #shakeit #family
@amberlinn16 howallieceesit @ Destin, Florida https://t.co/H8YTD9oJEF

[Barbara Lezcano Scott @BarbaraDLezcano]

@lemonhearted @KaceyMusgraves @LisaFrank God I miss @LisaFrank

[Barbara Lezcano Scott @BarbaraDLezcano]

This. Remarkably this, every day.

Q: How do I start writing?
A: Write.

[ANNE LAMOTT @ANNELAMOTT]

Here is some free writing advice: Stop Not Writing. You can turn off the tv for one hour. (The breaking news is that no one knows anything yet.) And in that hour, you can get 45 minutes of bad writing done, and this will change your whole day. Just one bad sentence after another.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Sometimes you need someone to tell you that you're worthy, tell you that you're special, tell you that you matter.

And sometimes you need to be able to tell those things to yourself.

[Barbara Lezcano Scott @BarbaraDLezcano]

@chrissyteigen Those are larger. Easier to find when they get out

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@chrissyteigen Been craving totinos since this post, FINALLY just made one. I’m legit eating my childhood right now. Give me Gordon’s fish sticks tomorrow & I’ll die

[Barbara Lezcano Scott @BarbaraDLezcano]

@lemonhearted #fashionsquare #fashionbare