ilya’s green towel

she/her | on all the spectrums and scales | nsfw
I love ALL, w/ a soft spot 4 Hollanov
actual hockey enjoyer 🏒 Sharks fan since ‘99 🦈
solos/haters/minors dni

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Twitter taking retweets off my profile really fucked with my vibe cuz I’m mostly a lurker.

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@hollanovpseud @bunishane I am seeing this!! Thank you!

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@bunishane @hollanovpseud subscribing to the a03 now …

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@connorcheeks @apriicating my straight friend said he thought ilya was entering like this. I was like shane’s first time!?! 😂😂

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I think they filmed both seasons 2 & 3 right now and s2 will release in April 2027 and s3 will release in Nov 2027 (both 6 episodes). This leaves room for unrivaled to come out in between seasons, and possibly sign them on for a season 4 (and 5??) to be filmed in early 2028 and released late 2028/early 2029. I just don’t know how long everyone involved wants to keep doing HR. Because it’s not just the filming it’s also the press, being linked to the show, etc. They may want to move on.

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@prilyarey I legit don’t even check who people follow when I decide to follow them. If I like what they post then that’s all I care about. I’m not here to police their friend choices lol.

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@cowboyforests what if we all just laid down and cried

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hey so this edit of ilya as a ghost actually broke me

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hahaha someone should absolutely write a parody satire fic where Shane goes online and sees his obsessed fans talking shit about Ilya and deciding they’re right and leaving Ilya and getting with one of them instead, and losing all his friends and family. and make it extremely obvious how stupid and unrealistic that would be.

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@armwentzstan honest question: do any Shane fans who aren’t hudcels actually think this way? or is it only people who are so obsessed with hudson that they can’t think clearly about the character of Shane?

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@cowboyforests reporting for duty 🫡🫡

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I decided to make a Hockey/Sharks hockey specific account so I can stop annoying my heated rivalry oomfs with hockey content 🤭 If you are interested please follow me @Sharkie_Pop !! I have already followed some of you I see posting hockey stuff 🥰

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@GQMagazine thanks for this shit from a butt that no one asked for.

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@vincemoenty I’ve always thought of her as like a blue Merle Aussie or border collie mixed with some type of spaniel just to make her a teeny bit smaller. This is the vision I have in my mind

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My periods were awful. Extremely painful, very heavy (did you know they make a tampon even higher than super plus? it’s called ultra and you can only buy it online), and lasted like 9ish days.
The only thing that worked for me was medication contraception. I was on the pill until I was 25 and got the nexplanon implant which completely eliminated my periods (hallelujah!). I haven’t had a period in over 12 years now. I haven’t noticed any side effects from either the pill or the implant but I’m bad at that sort of thing. I just deal with whatever in life lol.

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@cowboyforests I’m excited for him and Melissa McCarthy if there’s any comedic bits between them in turpentine!

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@holnovs @bunishane I just posted recently about how someone should do a Hollanov edit to Closer !!! divine fate, saving to bookmarks now.

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@ghostiesdagger every. thing. in threes.

it’s so obvious.

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@minrozanov saaaaame

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listening to tzar domynik on my way to work this morning to contribute to his gdp (gay domestic product)