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a dog who comes to me only in dreams now. sometimes she speaks English. a cover for anonymity

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@MissDaffnie Eat edibles

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@BBWJazzminLove What happened? Did you go?

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@sapiotextual @andraporterxo The Spike Lee movie Chi-Raq is great. Based on Lyistrata the women withhold sex until the men give up violence. If we all united it could work.

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@sendtoreaper Oh and one guy wanted me to find a dog to fuck him but too hard to get consent from a dog

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@sendtoreaper I had to wear high heels and pretend my car didn’t work and just pump the gas pedal ferociously and curse. It was called pedal pumpers.

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@missvioletpnw @AdelynMooreNY But they seem to listen to us small boob ladies too, right

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@JohannaPotente That guy wrote me as well. I said NO!

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@ExperienceDanny @jonah_carter_ I admire you and am inspired by you

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@Seattle_Amy Say the truth. It will be fun

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@CatGold_ @EsmeXElliot It’s Seattle’s Ivy Rose birthday. A great reason to celebrate

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@Katarina_Quinn @MissDaffnie @Ari_Abella @ellajane110 @em_li_sea @vixen_for_hire @MeetEvelynVale @MeetGemmaMay @loreleirivers @natashaerotica @nora_volta @AlbedoRobin @missvioletpnw I remember your brilliant conclusion you said in our drive home

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@keishathesket_ We can take getting called a whore as a compliment. Look how great us whores are. How resilient, creative, sexy, compassionate, playful, brave, yes I am a proud Whore.

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@LilliahArlette This series!

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I felt A LOT of prostates in my day. I know when they feel enlarged. I know that may not be serious, but it is important. My question is do I inform the client? I think yes. But when? As it happens ( no! Boner kill) as he’s leaving? Or in a text/ email after he’s gone?

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@MissEmberRain Omg! That’s so genius.

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@MsMichelle_Lacy I’m not trying to be contrary, but seriously asking how a video call proves anything? Guys offer me this and I think bad guys can be nice looking and charming so what are we proving?

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@highdefgf I took mine 8x10 to a laundromat to wash w those huge front loaders.

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@katwildeatl Thank you for this thoughtful post. I probably thought along those lines but never organized it that way.

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Photo without a face. ( my specialty)

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@AlbedoRobin Me. Right in your city.