a dog bicycle

i love my family

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saw a brat bumper sticker on a car and looked inside and it was a big fat girl crying at the wheel ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ tracks

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i saw the incredible hulk one time at the safeway shopping for some pickles

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a cigarette

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i'm tryina to smoke a cogatette on the treadmill

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they should make a gym you can smoke in

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i hope john fetterman falls into the god damn toilet and dies fuck that tall drink of ass hole

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god i am just having a bad fucking time all around lol

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scientists invent new type of food with 600 calories PER BITE! Huge strides in Making You Fat

[That's Are Dings! @ItsDings]

throwing my fork into the garbage

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Me, conquering: Haha! Fuck yeah! I'm the greatest!
Me, weeping, for there are no more worlds to conquer: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck

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what a fuckin awful day lol

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the gym should have blind boxes !!!

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@SusanLinto57053 you're a fucking loser

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man how do you bugs bunny yourself to death while committing genocide

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@somanyshrimp @chibwoyglo maybe he shouldn't lol

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we're always hearing about explosive diarrhea this, explosive diarrhea that - what about all the explosive non diarrhea poops?

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another day! oh yea !!

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iran's gonna fuck up israel the same way lebron fucked up golden state in 2016

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*dj assault voice* balls, dick, all balls & no dick , balls balls dick dick all balls and no dick

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i wish i was the riff guy in a dumb as a brick and nails too hardcore band so bad. write some ignorant as fuck detuned riffs. play them while someone else shouts shit. watch kids be stupid. done! that's the tour. god. it sounds so easy and so nice