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Words and that.

[barlbarian @barlbarian]

@jt1196 @comte_st @StreathamRovers How many needed before we can launch a group litigation?

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@jt1196 @comte_st @StreathamRovers I never got mine either.

[barlbarian @barlbarian]

This thread incidentally is why the surname ‘Brandyfoot’ for the pre-Shire Harfoots in The Rings of Power makes no sense.

[isaacs @izs]

Y'all. Seriously.

Hardly anyone even understands the unbelievable depth of Tolkien's linguistic genius. If ever there was an artist just straight up making jokes that only he would ever get, omg. So get this, it's epic.

You know the "Brandywine River" in Lord of the Rings?

[barlbarian @barlbarian]

I can’t keep up with all these acronyms. #BrightonPride

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If it’s not Princess Di under there I’m going to be very disappointed

[David Grashoff @grasimar]

Same Vibes.
#OpeningCeremony #OlympicGames

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@Josie_Godfrey Congratulations!!! 🥳

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@DonaldJudge @j_mcconnachie Interesting - I don’t think so but I will have to check it out. Thank you!

[barlbarian @barlbarian]

@j_mcconnachie (It was about the Pied Piper): ‘Rat trap, rat trap, you must keep clear of the rat trap. Don’t let the Piper beguile you too soon, only start dancing when you’ve caught the tune…’

[barlbarian @barlbarian]

@j_mcconnachie We did a musical called RAT TRAP at primary school in the 80s. I remember the lyrics so clearly but can find no evidence it ever existed 😕

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@StreathamRovers Love the nostalgia but WHY do you never post old crowd photos??? We were named England’s angriest fans three years running in the 90s, would love to see pics of the antics we got up to in the stands back then.

[barlbarian @barlbarian]

@WeirdIsTheBest @GinSin17 @QuindriePress @jesskagreen @sazzsquatch I second that! Very kind of you 🙂

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@York_Minster We lived on Chapter House Street and the silver was brought down to our cellar for safe keeping. I was 2, and slept through it all.

[barlbarian @barlbarian]

#RIPPele

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Pele’s favourite goal wasn’t caught on camera, so they did a computer simulation of it. Naturally, being based off Pele’s description it’s stone cold, Jay from the Inbetweeners, bullshit

[barlbarian @barlbarian]

Bloody hell, Happy New Year to you too, Spence.

Cc. @pointlesslettrs @angrypiln. Via @brightonargus

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@RestIsPolitics @RoryStewartUK @campbellclaret

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@BritainElects @PeoplePolling They all laughed but it’s coming true.

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@BritainElects @Kantar

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@whyoutloud @RobDotHutton All the Bonds for that matter; I think it does raise something interesting there, 007 seems so quintessentially *Elizabethan*

[barlbarian @barlbarian]

@FootballCliches adjudication panel

[Brighton Argus @brightonargus]

A great result for the fish in #Falmer Pond.

https://t.co/cl8dKfEhPb

[Manawaker Studio @ManawakerStudio]

Manawaker Studio's Flash Fiction Podcast presents:

“Knights & Knaves” by R.D. Simmons

https://t.co/M00u2BtF0S

Supported by Patreon patrons: https://t.co/w4ZfUzjp2m

[barlbarian @barlbarian]

Delighted to say my short story 'Knights & Knaves is now live on the @ManawakerStudio flash fiction podcast, expertly narrated by @CBDroege. https://t.co/UnID2DQ8m6