Barnie Kett

Hit the midlife crisis, let's jump off something high.

[Barnie Kett @barn12t6]

Interesting carrot.

[Barnie Kett @barn12t6]

Catching up on some tv. This is why we love Only Connect.

[Barnie Kett @barn12t6]

Had to send back an expensive phone from Cex as it was reported stolen, gotta wait a week for another. Happy New year! @CeXSupport

[Barnie Kett @barn12t6]

They say it's delicious on toast.

[Barnie Kett @barn12t6]

Weird cheese flavour of the day

[Barnie Kett @barn12t6]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/I3KVDFuKSx

[Funny Stuff 💙 💛 ‏ @BadTasteTee]

https://t.co/PaXMXYDADe

[Project Pallet @_project_pallet]

Tweet tweet project Pallet are now on twitter

[Barnie Kett @barn12t6]

A spider catching lunch

[Barnie Kett @barn12t6]

@SusieCooper With many more to come. Lovely

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

I suck cock for coke. RT @COYS28: @JamesBlunt if you tweet me, I'll make whatever you say my yearbook quote

[Dianne Abacus (Blue Tick) @DianneAbacus]

My prediction for #2017generalelection:

Labour 435,434,532 seats
Tories Fivety Hundred tables
Libtard Dems 48%
Green 10 bottles
UKIP 0 MPs

[Barnie Kett @barn12t6]

Is this what they call photo bumming

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Doctor: I've got good news, and bad news

Patient: What's the good news?

Doctor: They're gonna name a disease after you.

[Funny Stuff 💙 💛 ‏ @BadTasteTee]

Paddy stood at the bar pissed as a fart trying to work out how the fuck he's got only three brothers when his sister has got four!!!

[Funny Stuff 💙 💛 ‏ @BadTasteTee]

Great for birthdays, anniversaries or just for a laugh....get your offensive chocolate bars on this link.......
https://t.co/ssd4HMm2R4

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had...

He started counting but fell asleep!

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

If I had a penny for every time someone called me sexist..

I'd probably be earning more than the average woman.

[Barnie Kett @barn12t6]

Almost baldrick.
It's a parsnip that's exactly the same shape as a thingy

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

When 3 people have sex, it's called a threesome

When 2 people have sex, it's called a twosome

Now I understand why they call you handsome