Barnabas Bailey

I run a blog called Not Enough Table, a review site for tabletop gaming.

Also sometimes I'll be seen looking around the tweets for #DnD and stuff.

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Deathwatch (Review) https://t.co/PfpTWPuPZX

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Bleach d20 (Review) https://t.co/HYNMyNPPFw

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Street Fighter: The Storytelling Game https://t.co/fNC7cnR1rD

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The Count of Monte Cristo (Great Literary PCs) https://t.co/jAL2ClpGDd

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How to Add Clocks to Your Next Zombie Apocalypse https://t.co/gq1KR0DlgP

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Ironclaw (Review) https://t.co/zzA8Fua2PP

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A new RPG review rolls into town. This one's about the Ol' West. https://t.co/NMyC34pHja

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A Meaningless Waffle: Utility Spells in the d20 System https://t.co/PbqOZArHqT

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Machinesmith (Witch’s Brew?) https://t.co/mu7ndBoukA

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8-Bit Theater (Review) https://t.co/Eo98nCkRgf

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@42nd_Alchemist The hardest part about writing is writing. Keeping word counts visible is always heartening, because it lets you see the tangible results of your efforts rather than a blob of words that just sort of happen whenever.

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The D&D Meta https://t.co/KIbi0Xcx0f

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I'mma write a #DnD campaign centered entirely around lesser-known songs from lesser known Broadway musicals. Anyone want in on this?

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Potential #DnD Plot Hook: A monk meets with the party, asking them to help him pull off the most glorious, ostentatious, anime-style punch to the face ever witnessed by mortal eyes. Fireworks and an unsuspecting wizard will play pivotal roles in the plan.

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Potential #DnD Plot Hook: The players are invited to a party at a palatial estate. However, once they get there, they discover, to their horror, that it's actually really really boring and everyone's super awkward. The hors d'oeurves are pretty nice, though.

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@mercyfuldm I got this. I know all about spell scrolls.

The left is "Erase Skeleton," a useful spell for wizards and closets.

The right is "Magical Sputnik," the fantasy world's first satellite.

And obviously the middle is "Summon My Dad."

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Pokemon Tabletop United (Review) https://t.co/TnCxhbSs1U

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@LawDogStrikes @Shenorai Actually, the halflings used to call themselves Shortyshortyshortpantlings, but the human explorers who first made contact with them were like "What? That's horrible! Why are you guys so harsh on yourself? No, we're going to change that to something a little less mean, okay?"

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B.B's Famous #DnD Player Tips: A common issue for Bards is that their instrument of choice tends to take up vital encumbrance. Rather than defaulting to performing all their spells a capella, consider specializing in alternative instruments, like the air guitar.

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Today is both #NationalComplimentDay and #NationalPeanutButterDay. Celebrate by telling your loved ones peanut butter themed compliments. Example: "Do I think you're smooth and tasty? You're damn Skippy."