Tim Barnard

Husband of Elaine and father of Adam and Dan - Errea man - sports fan - cunning plan

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@JamesMelville And Lee Dixon calls a tackle a "tattle"

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@JamesMelville Danny Murphy said earlier today that both teams don't want to lose. Understand what he meant but........

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@TheTennisTalker Now a lot worse!

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Tom Brady says his doctor told him to cut the tendons in both legs. He refused, fixed it in 3 days with no surgery, and played till 45

“After the season, I tell the doctor, My groin’s just really sore all the time. Every time I move, I can feel it just grab”

“And the team doctor says, This is what we’re going to do. We’re going to do an adductor release, we’re going in there and cut the adductor tendon in your groin. We’re also going to cut the other side, so it never becomes a problem”

“And I was like, Okay, that sounds not like what I want to do”

“I called Alex when I left the office. I said, Alex, the doctor told me to do this adductor release. What do you think? He said, Absolutely not. Fly out to LA with me for 3 days and I’ll fix it”

“So I fly out there and worked the adductors, lengthened and softened both muscles, my hips, all my glutes, basically relieved the tension on the tendon. And 3 days later, no more pain”

“The doctor said there was a 99% chance he’d have to cut my adductor tendon at some point. And to this day, nothing”

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@jonsopel Bollocks

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@neilhay3s @DAZN_NationalLg @NL_Enterprise NL could abandon play offs if EFL will not agree.

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@KEdge23 Shite

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@Wudryk_ Cardiff City

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@BROKENBRITAIN0 What a complete and utter areshole

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@ChayasClan Ms Cooper is pathetic

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@MAJMO50 The only concern the British public have is that we have this twat supposedly representing us

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@afneil Alistair Campbell extremely quiet?

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@GWRHelp 17:32 Padfington to Cheltenham Spa. Standing again (actually in the dividing area between 2 carriages). Why not more carriages? Why let on even more people at Reading? Any emergency would have been a real issue. Totally irresponsible. Staff don't care

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@ArdalSouthern @Ceiberrangersaf @CwmbranTown A tad late?

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@mingles78 @GoytreFC @UndyAFC League need to get a grip.
Another 11 month season to play 30 games

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@prodnose Millwall to get promoted?

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@CrossCountryUK Very poor first class service on 12:12 from Cheltenham to Dundee. And announcements impossible to hear

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@prodnose Alex Harvey or Fred West?

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@DireStraits77 Missing the original and best drummer- Pick Withers

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@ArchRose90 First class twat