Alexis Barnes

Interested in all things related to food, wine, baking and bikes.

[Alexis Barnes @barnesy81]

@stkirsch Yes. I've seen this happen first hand and when Esophageal varices ruptured in my patient. An absolutely horrific and catastrophic event which didn't end well for the poor lady.

[Alexis Barnes @barnesy81]

@QcWynter Just make sure you don't put them on the magic table..they might just magically disappear...

[Alexis Barnes @barnesy81]

@sharrond62 What the hell is wrong with academics? 😡 It would appear that they just get paid to find ways to circumvent the truth.

[Alexis Barnes @barnesy81]

@LottieHistory Just a thought but, throw around the term pretty, white, privileged, colonialist, oppressor etc etc for long enough then surely by identifying with a victimised group is a legitimate way to neutralise your former oppressor status?🤷

[Alexis Barnes @barnesy81]

@VeloUK Ahh Nowra! Also where I took up cycle racing.

[Alexis Barnes @barnesy81]

@aaronsmith @aparachick @ApolloDimora @Qantas @Expedia Don't hold ur breath getting ur money back from Qantas. Husband has been waiting over a year for them to process a refund with no luck.

[Alexis Barnes @barnesy81]

@TryMe93556899 @t_lynneknapp @KatKanada_TM Same here.

[Alexis Barnes @barnesy81]

@QcWynter You could recreate an episode of Breaking Bad with that shopping list..

[Stephanie Winn, LMFT | ROGD Repair @sometherapist]

If your child comes out to you as a pirate, you should celebrate! It's wonderful news that he's discovered his true self. Plus, his coming out means he trusts you with the privilege of knowing something sacred and ineffable he discovered deep within himself.

Make sure he feels affirmed in his identity by swiftly offering to schedule the soonest available appointment with your friendly neighborhood pediatric surgeon.

After all, how does the small cost of eye and hand removal surgeries compare to a lifetime of happiness living as his authentic identity? It's really a big fat nothingburger, so don't make it into a big deal!

Most of all, be sure to ignore any haters who try to make you second guess your child's identity by talking about how piracy is "trending," or even worse, "contagious," like some sort of illness. Rest assured, social context has nothing to do with your kid's innermost sense that he needs a hook-hand! Child psychiatrists agree: he surely discovered this from a deep well of Truth within his precious wise old soul.

#ProtectPirateKids

[Alexis Barnes @barnesy81]

@DrLoupis Well Well! No surprises there. All those poor children 😥

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

You didn't ruin your life kiddo
You had it stolen from you
By butchers and liars

Prison
Is the least
They deserve

Unforgivable

And all you silent "professionals"
Are enabling this horror
You pathetic cringing cowards
I'm embarrassed to share a profession
With you

"Therapists"

[Alexis Barnes @barnesy81]

💯

[Alexis Barnes @barnesy81]

@TheLaurenChen Should be stuck to the toilet seat or floor as this is where men tend to pee

[Alexis Barnes @barnesy81]

Bang on the money

[spiked @spikedonline]

Why have so many New Atheists fallen for the hocus-pocus of transgenderism? For years these godless bros raged against irrationalism yet now they support a cult that rejects science and mutilates the young. They are an embarrassment, says Brendan O’Neill
https://t.co/b6n882gyMS

[Alexis Barnes @barnesy81]

I know which group I'd probably prefer to be extracting the raw material that goes into powering my car and luxury items. Save the world or save the children? Tough decisions.

[Alexis Barnes @barnesy81]

Gold 🤣🤣

[🇮🇱🇮🇷 Amir Pars 🇮🇷🇮🇱 @AmirPars_]

This wins Twitter. We can all pack up now.

This is the funniest response in history.

@HJoyceGender @jk_rowling @MForstater @megynkelly @MegynKellyShow

[Alexis Barnes @barnesy81]

@OzraeliAvi Maybe she should have just invited them in for a cuppa! John Safran was on the case all those years ago 🤣 https://t.co/XttI5Ds7FU

[Alexis Barnes @barnesy81]

@DrLoupis 🤮

[Gays Against Groomers @againstgrmrs]

“Trans” kids are the new Gucci handbag for lonely, white, upper middle class moms in need of attention.

Change our minds.