Harris

got an overdose of awesomeness and I'm willing to share it with my BRO's

[Harris @barneysboobs]

#goodwingames tonight is the night, tune in everybody fox 8:30.don't miss out on that great show.

[Harris @barneysboobs]

In a week from now we're gonna be legend-wait for it -married! @MeetatMacLarens

[Harris @barneysboobs]

#whyilovemymother cuz she was so patient training me how to pee, & wash my linen every morning cuz of my bedweting problem @MeetatMacLarens

[Harris @barneysboobs]

@JenniferTurchi amazing stuff unbelievable!

[Harris @barneysboobs]

Its a photo from a scene of last Weeks episode

[Harris @barneysboobs]

He tweeted march 13th"@JoshRadnor: My job is weirder than your job (I'm assuming) Photo credit: @alydenisof"

[Harris @barneysboobs]

Followed my dreams, woke up in a strip club.

[HIMYM @OfficialHIMYM]

Bro Mitzfah vs. Bar Mitzfah? Barney's latest blog clarifies the difference! #HIMYM http://t.co/s5gYj4IKWk

[Harris @barneysboobs]

@alydenisof does your palm taste good after @ralphmacchio touches it??

[Harris @barneysboobs]

Incre-no wait for it and I hope you're hungry cuz the next word is-edible INCREDIBLE, incredible episode! @MeetatMacLarens @HIMYMQ

[Harris @barneysboobs]

How can you choose which lines from HIMYM to quote when almost every line on that show is makes a great quote @HIMYMQ @MeetatMacLarens

[Harris @barneysboobs]

What's in that cereal besides dry twigs and small animal bones? @MeetatMacLarens

[Harris @barneysboobs]

This proves I'm still gonna be awesome when I'm old... arthritis 5 #HIMYM

[Harris @barneysboobs]

@JenniferTurchi when marshal freaks out on before his wedding does he really shave his head right in the middle??

[HIMYM on WGN America @MeetatMacLarens]

Happy National High Five Day! On this most sacred of holidays, we request the HIGHEST OF FIVES. @highfive #HIMYM

[Harris @barneysboobs]

Tweet a Robin quote or drink a "Robin sherbotzky" or sing a Robin sparkles classic, to celebrate her bday @MeetatMacLarens @CobieSmulders

[Josh Radnor @JoshRadnor]

One of the coolest, kindest, funniest people presently alive on the earth was born on this very day. Her name is @CobieSmulders

[Harris @barneysboobs]

"I can't believe we're at a strip club and the biggest boob in here is you" #HIMYM @MeetatMacLarens

[Harris @barneysboobs]

What am I, a contractor? #HIMYM

[Mitch Hedberg @stupidityHQ]

Fake watered the plastic plants today. My stuffed animals must think I'm crazy.