grain wetzky

who would eat thirty bags of lunches

[grain wetzky @barnibous]

fuck yeah it does

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

Almost no shot this kid gets to 90 WAR. Get real

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Them unc jokes ain’t funny no more huh

[john @johnsemley3000]

when a late stage alcoholic bar owner on Bar Rescue is told they suddenly have to make cod fritters with a green chile aioli >>>>>>

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA 2021: “You can’t tell me to wear a mask.” “You can’t force a vaccine.” “You can’t make me stay home.”

MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply and nothing bad happens.”

[onion person @CantEverDie]

rightwingers when people use their second amendment right to defend themselves against an authoritarian government regime

[grain wetzky @barnibous]

@mealenjoyer gm :)

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

“he’s growing the game through youtube”

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

I know the curtain is to protect it from light damage but the metaphor couldn’t be more perfect.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

When you’re doing loads of corrupt, illegal and unpopular shit you need to make sure the only journalists who can ask questions are in on the grift.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Incoming German Chancellor Friedrich Merz: "I am communicating closely with a lot of prime ministers, and heads of EU states and for me it is an absolute priority to strengthen Europe as quickly as possible, so that we achieve independence from the US, step by step...

I never thought that I would ever need to say something like that, on television, but after the latest statements made by Donald Trump last week, it is clear, that the Americans — at any case these Americans, this administration — mostly don't care about the fate of Europe one way or another."

[Josh Black @SirJoshuaBlack]

Is that the woke right trying cancel a comedian for telling jokes? 😱

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Just wanted to say that Trump is a traitorous, Putin-loving dipshit!
Goes double for Elon!

[Bill Bramhall @BillBramhall]

Cartoon

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

It does not make sense. The Framers created a House of Representatives, a Senate, and federal courts for a reason. Because they read and admired Montesquieu, and heeded his warning that populist tyrants will always emerge in free societies, and must be checked.

[Dan Carlin @HardcoreHistory]

I wonder how many Americans who consider themselves politically aware could pass a civics test about how our government is supposed to function. I wonder how many Americans who ostensibly talk about politics as part of how they make a living could. Our anti-education/anti-knowledge culture has come for our constitutional society. And people who consider themselves "patriotic" celebrate dismantling the very aspects of our Framer's work that those exquisite-minded guys were most proud of. Co-equal branches of govt and checks and balances. Not bugs...but this system's greatest features. We are a politically hypocritical society and this will cost us. Can you imagine if the Biden/Harris/Hillary Clinton crowd were doing and saying the sort of things Trump is saying now? How many of you Trump fans would be ready to take to the streets? "That's what the 2d Amendment is for Dan"...how many times have I been told that by the "defenders of our Constitution"? For 40 years you've been saying it to me! So...it's only a problem if THEY'RE doing it? One side gets a pass at assaulting the constitutional wall that protects us all, and the other doesn't? How many of you would say "they're only joking" or "don't worry, it's a negotiation position" if Kamala Harris said these things? Serious question. You'd be just fine with it? No big deal? And I'm sure the right-wing talker's ecosystem would be too? All of this is going to come back to bite us. All of it. We are shortsighted, propagandized, political hypocrites. And we simply refuse to apply the same standards to both sides.
And while I'm ranting: half of this problem is the fault of the Democratic Party. I've never seen such a toothless, feckless, directionless, passion-free group of poor political candidates in my life (and I was of voting age in the Mondale/Dukakis years). Only their most radical wing shows any passion or life at all...and that's the group that absolutely, positively can't win a general election.
When the great historian in the sky writes about this era the "other party" in a two-party system deserves a ton of the blame too. Everyone over 70 years old in that party should resign right now. What Trump is trying to do in our system now is exactly what the Founders designed safeguards to prevent. And that's why Trump is targeting the safeguards.

[grain wetzky @barnibous]

my fork has taken me places i wouldnt go with a gun

[grain wetzky @barnibous]

@mealenjoyer uninstall

[grain wetzky @barnibous]

@MJHSteelers1 the penguins are shit

[Paris @goodyhilton]

one tattoo for every fight we ever had. i miss her so much