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@DGwizz The line of people on the left is going to meet the band.

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Jones Beach one of my favorite venues. #Googoodolls #buses

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@rob_yong_ @PokerStars As2d

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Spotted lantern fly. Duct tape works. NJ

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@JoeSalOG He’s approaching the extreme we SHOULD be trying to avoid. What if everyone colored down to have max stack size? Leave 2% space on table to deal cards. And take 30 minutes to rack up. Find a better way.

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@nuggets @BeMore27 Better than Jordan

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@netflix Must add @marknorm & @JoeListComedy to your catalog of stand up sets. They have been funny for years and you’re missing out. #queef

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Of course today is National Dolphin Day. @chrisdelia #nopain

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@hemantmehta Hype man kind of into the message. His “no more” didn’t sound convincing. I was in up until that point. I’m out

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@DGwizz Just live bet the blazers

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@Draggen21 Folding quads next time to save the embarrassment

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@marknorm when in an accident, never apologize at the scene. It’s an admission of guilt. I hit a kid once. His fault. So much comedy from it.

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Potter https://t.co/wLsmC0Ufsd

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Who gives a shit? Go be president.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I have not forgotten that when it was announced that I was going to do The Apprentice, and when it then became a big hit, helping NBC’s failed lineup greatly, @DebraMessing came up to me at an Upfront & profusely thanked me, even calling me “Sir.” How times have changed!

[LEGION | Joey Ingram 🐉 @Joeingram1]

Emergency Investigation Breakdown of #ShoeGate that just took place at Day 1 WSOP Main Event!

A man went ALL IN blind - mooned the table - pulled out his dick - and threw his shoe at the dealer!! I've never seen this before!!

He was DQ'ed!!

(VIDEO - @blattsmullet @chanian)

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@UncleBlazer @RealHoneyButter lower left is earthquake

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@hollywood13709 @DGwizz They are securing a good spot for standing room only tickets. Not something I would want to do, but it’s a thing.