mati

I try to know a little bit of everything.

Optimization specialist

flirt better

Chile, 6'2''. 1.85

gymrat

nerdy

[mati @barnyxteroix]

@lonestarmerus this is what it feels to play in LATAM and have Brasilian team mates who speak only phonk

[mati @barnyxteroix]

Pequeño cachorrito busca una familia que lo pueda recibir, mi amigo no puede tenerlo por temas personales tristes, y estamos haciendo todo lo posible para su vida

#Santiago #chile #adopcion #cachorro #animalista #adopta #mascota #perros #perritos #ayuda #difusion #puppy #hogar

[mati @barnyxteroix]

@jamlexdeadlock Could you add to your build, a little guide? Sometimes I struggle to what to do :c

[mati @barnyxteroix]

@crayonfps Why baba strong?

[crayon @crayonfps]

ETERNUS 1 OF 1 RANK TIER LIST 11/7/26

[Goyji @booordasf]

This is my sweet spot for videogame graphics, lol. If you need more than this you're probably a nog.

[Ángel🇦🇷🎮🕹 @Angel_22___]

Undead graves this undead graves that.
Undead apollo after being assassinated for the throne of north ixia. Graves found his body and resurrected him, but no matter how much she tries, the person that comes back isn't him (1/2)

[Dopq-Talk @yy624022]

음..

[HAMSKY ♥️ @HamskyHbb]

on my first day at a coffee shop, a man walked in at 8am, smiled at me, and said "the usual."

i panicked. it was my first day. i didn't know his usual. my manager was in the back doing inventory.

so i made him a medium latte with vanilla and handed it over like i knew exactly what i was doing.

he took a sip, nodded slowly, and said "perfect."

the next morning he came in again. "the usual."

i figured i'd gotten lucky, so i made the same latte. he took a sip and made a face. he said "no, not that. the usual."

i said "sorry, one second," and made him an iced mocha. in october.
he said "perfect."

this went on for months. every single day he'd say "the usual," and i would guess a different drink. cortado, chai, hot chocolate, something with caramel. every single time, he said "perfect."

by January, i had a notebook in my apron with a list of everything i'd tried so i wouldn't repeat myself.

then one morning a woman walked in with him. she looked at the menu, then looked at me and said "what does he usually get?"
i froze...

[Milo @MilOo_artnstuff]

You went to my funeral?

#deadlock #goldengraves

[mati @barnyxteroix]

@jamlexdeadlock Could you try something like that, but with Billy? His 3 gives u max HP. I have been trying to theory craft something like u, it's so fun when billy just doesn't die.

[The Troubadour🐦‍⬛ @GripAshford]

Thank you for the reason to practice the Hidden King voice again.

[mati @barnyxteroix]

Wtf is a dalit

[corpfessions @Corpfessions]

I've developed an advanced method of trolling my Indian co-workers. Every time they fuck up a task or try to trick me into doing their work by playing stupid, I mutter something like 'ah you must be a dalit no wonder you can't do something so basic.' It's fucking hilarious watching them have an internal meltdown while trying to hold it in, even had one guy try to get physical with me though I've heard them talk to other non-Indian co-workers and say how castes are irrelevant and archaic. I've gotten a -90% decrease in 'ser do you have 5 minutes' dms on Teams, finally some peace of mind.

[mati @barnyxteroix]

@VampireDrifter_ Where are the VODs posted?

[0x45 @0x45o]

do you realize how insane this is?

- we can solve crimes
- we can locate people who need rescuing
- we can expose fake location claims

and the gov can spy on us even more :)

[chileylemon @chileylemon]

every indie animation project ever has like three body language jokes and they’re all here

[Ren @MilkyyRen]

I yearn for you Drifter
#deadlock

[turbomander @turbomander]

holy shit dude

[mati @barnyxteroix]

@ConstellationRC @kylelangham This is a well defined Markov chain.

Did you check if you can apply the Markov propriety? There is a state that makes me unsure about the whole thing. Removing any card, any ace different from ace of spades, and removing the ace of spades before starting changes the probability