Baroque Witch

Melissa, Costume designer, train wreck. ND native in OR.

[Baroque Witch @baroque_witch]

Idea: Jumanji, but instead of being trapped in a jungle you get trapped in a Rainforest Café.

[Baroque Witch @baroque_witch]

Just watched #Saltburn with the fam, Mom said she was very disturbed because she, and I quote, “doesn’t watch gay porn like us.”

[Baroque Witch @baroque_witch]

@AuchHaus PREACH 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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@AuchHaus I went through the same journey lol, from thinking “oh cool someone who is actually speaking about this experience” to immediately “whoa dude chill.” Him saying what it felt like first waking up in the hospital was like my exact experience, but then after that ???????? 🤔

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@blqkemn I got the same result 💀

[Dan Kois @dankois]

starting a thread of horrible things people are doing to koroks https://t.co/dVL83CRp2t

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@blqkemn I feel this too deeply 💀

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These are the vibes I aspire to have

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@Lewis_Johnson66 I love you too Lew 😭😭💜💜😘😘

[Baroque Witch @baroque_witch]

When work is a dumpster fire and people are asking but you can’t say anything publicly

[Baroque Witch @baroque_witch]

@lauren_veit Not Fargo, but I remember the Moorhead McDonald’s drivethru after 2am being a pretty prime cry and drive spot. Especially if Fool’s Gold by One Direction is playing. 😔

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@jennyhagel N my BFF

[birbs (whack me if you see me on here pls) @wolfbirbs]

Anyone who thinks romance novels have unrealistic plots should know that I’m 27 years old. I have no money and no prospects. I’m already a burden to my parents. And I’m frightened.

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

Hit me up if you are slobbing out and giving up

[Baroque Witch @baroque_witch]

@blqkemn Toby seems to have wisdom beyond our comprehension, however, there is something about Ruffles that is giving me your vibe

[Baroque Witch @baroque_witch]

Just found out that Instagram polls are NOT anonymous and I am reeling thinking about all the times I’ve picked the bitchy/negative answer on people’s stories. LMAO IM SO SORRY I will now cease to exist

[Baroque Witch @baroque_witch]

@blqkemn That’s just the liquid that they drain from their pans at the end of the day

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@blqkemn I am in pain

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@blqkemn EXCUSE ME