barrett tinker

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

talking about the box in nyc

“yeah they’ll like take a shit on a pizza then eat it”
“the try guys?!”

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

“it’s been a minute since zayn punched yolanda” “man… feels like yesterday”

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

“I don’t know what Michelle is telling her, but Courtney’s face is crazy”
“I think I heard her say ‘rectal thermometer’”

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

“we went to ageism city and no one knew us”

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

I am only 4 episodes into “the traitors” and all I have thought about all day is how beyond ecstatic I am to get home and see how my raging crush on boston rob progresses

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

“he dated a girl who was a forestry major in college. she sucked but she knew her trees”

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

*walking around the louvre* “the only thing that could make me happier is doing this with a dr pepper icee in my hand”

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

*in the louvre*

lauren: did yall watch love is blind last season? a guy in that painting looks just like leo

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

I freaking love amsterdam

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

we’re at an ice skating rink with thousands of people and we can’t figure out our french shoe sizes

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

driving down champs elysees and lauren is telling us about how she gets joey fatone and danny devito mixed up 💀

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

“banff doesn’t have anything that mount rushmore doesn’t have”

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

I can’t believe I just got home from the most fun weekend and now I have to be up in 2 hours to go to work 🙃

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

WE GOT SUNDAYYYYY 😭😭😭😭

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

I keep saying tomorrow. I meant Friday.

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

these are the surprise songs youre allowed to sing tomorrow @taylorswift13 pleeeeeaaaaase 😭

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

NOT MIRRORBALL WHEN MY SHOW IS NEXT 😭😭😭😭😭

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| Taylor Swift performing a mashup of "mirrorball" and "Guilty as Sin?" at today's show! #MiamiTSTheErasTour

[zayn @zaynmalik]

Love You Bro ❤️

[barrett tinker @barretttinker]

“I’m gonna eat something light” *orders a cheesesteak*

[Michelle @chellispinelli]

we’ve gotta get @barretttinker to North Carolina so she can talk about her visit and it actually be true. (We went to South Carolina)