Michelle

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Caroline talking about how great the ASAP Rocky concert was-
Abby: “that’s how I feel about Billy Currington”

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“maybe they’re on the spectrum!” -Jordan wondering if these two men are sexually fluid and nothing to do with autism

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just opened up Amazon bc my new desk at work is a lot colder than my old one and I need to buy a space heater in preparation for office winter (summer) and it gave me options for delivery in 16 minutes…………
that’s so fucked up like???

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Kelly Clarkson is singing notes the rodeo Houston microphones can’t even pick up

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“all men are short until proven tall”

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“I drunkenly messaged Boston Rob last night”

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I still see this guy at the gym very often and he hasn’t upped his weights in a year and you know what king ME NEITHER!!!!!

this is your sign that when people are like “don’t worry about other people at the gym nobody is watching” WRONG. I AM.

not judging tho just observing!!

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gun to my head, I could swear the man next to me at the gym is wearing Cloud by Ariana Grande

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omg yall cloud man was back tonight and ironically bears a strong resemblance to Bowen Yang

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at the gym without my apple watch. does this literally mean I bought ratatouille for nothing

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Sam just said she would fuck her cousin

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there a few joys in life greater than a seared mushroom and a sautéed onion I tell you what

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DJ X just said “I got a potential new match for you, Charlie Puth.” oh !

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okay FINE I’ll watch the gay hockey show

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I love going to small shows bc wdym we’re waiting on the lighting guy to finish his brisket sandwich

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Ezra has hit his choreographic peak with this paso doble it was like very good????

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Joseph and Adam finding out it’s a non elimination leg!!!!😭 (I thought we weren’t doing any non elimination legs this season but whatever I’m glad they’re still in it)

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lmao I love the amazing race Eric saying “oh I see it!” to the largest building in the country that’s no more than 200 yards in front of them too good

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ugh I love hearing Black & Gold in public we all could use small reminders of the glory days of dance am I right ladies

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my favorite part about Halloween is faceid not recognizing anyone when they try to Apple Pay

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this has been the month of the moody center and I ain’t mad about it!!!!!!!!!!

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hey y’all I’m conducting a survey what’s the most repulsive thing you’ve seen couples do while waiting in line I just witnessed a girl flossing her boyfriends teeth