BREAKING: All the Spanish players at the World Cup were reportedly directed by a FIFA official to "under no circumstances let Donald Trump hold or touch the trophy" after it was awarded on the stage to Spain's captain to ensure he couldn’t walk away with it.
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that FIFA, Spain, and every sports news network have edited him out of the photos of the World Cup trophy celebration before posting them online.
“New York summer” I wheeze through my Legionnaires disease induced pneumonia. The sky is orange, my building is about to collapse, I have diarrhea from salad.
Fun fact for all my Power Broker-heads out there: This is the pool that Robert Moses said he left unheated bc he didn’t want the black and Puerto Rican locals to use it. (It is heated now.)
@MyConsumersCU long-term customer, I am out of the country , and have tried to call to access account for hours. I used phone for "voice is my password". after doing this in past years and months out of the country, now "they are unable to help me". Please help me pay my card. furious!
"Siri, what 15 second video clip serves as a metaphor for the culmination of the last half-Century of American-led, fossil fuel driven, neoliberal capitalism?"
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John Oliver is sick of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A." being played at U.S. naturalization ceremonies, so he created an alternative—with help from Will Ferrell.