porn with plot

growin plants and doin crafts

[Ray Wise Saying F-Slur in Napa Boys @TheDougFiles]

Nobody could tell me shit if Nolan said my film “works like a motherfucker”

[mariana @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

That kind of undid 9/11

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

Gay ppl be like do you wanna come hang out with an immigration lawyer and a pornstar

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[fremen tammy 🇹🇳🇵🇸🇻🇪🇨🇺 @TamTamTammy3]

You should have the same reaction if a US military veteran asks for a discount

[L @neurobl0nde]

a girl should never have to open the hood of a car. it’s just not right

[Eris @EristheFair]

1. The father should sell his own ass before prostituting a child.

2. The family member buying her could have helped financially without taking their child.

3. Why isn't the "labor" for hire? Why is the least skilled family member being SOLD?

4. No one appears to be starving.

[Harpy✨🇵🇸 @eldritchharpy]

Why haven't they made silicone speculums? Like? There has to be the technology. We can make tentacle didlos, surely we can make a more comfortable tool for a cancer screening that doesn't make me feel like their using a can opener on my cervix

[Pedrito @iRealPedro]

sometimes you just never know where a sentence will take you

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

my bitch girlfriend i hate asked me to stop watching porn. well maybe if you would pretend to be my mom or a teenager or a captive during sex, i wouldn’t have to

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I actually supported blowing up the cruise ship before I knew it had hantavirus

[no context riverdale @nocontextrvd]

grateful riverdale came at a time where no one could claim the writing was AI, the writers just wrote like that

[cee 🩵🐶 @cslivr]

guy with a logic fetish: uuungh i cant stop cumming to conclusions auughhh

[A @seattleiminyou]

You want me to get a husband. The thing that murders people?

[Softboy @softboywin]

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

[ⓐ𝕝𝕖𝕩𝕚𝕤🦩 @thebradybutch]

This is the most textbook example of how, no matter what they say, both the justice system & the general public will always bend over backwards to give the benefit of the doubt to the man accused of sexual assault.

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

the one time i hooked up with a british guy he unhooked my bra and literally said “gosh, you’re fit”

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and actually still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man's parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wraťh on the world for the rest of his life