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[dudermane @612jack]

i just valued my buddy at $1.2 Trillion

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

Is there a scientific reason no one has been able to replicate the original video of the cop being ejected at Mach 2 or did the slide just judge him impure of heart

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[ponder @barryjnp]

IRS, lets 1v1 to settle this tax nonsense. Math isn’t adding up. You know where I live

[Wei Wu 吴伟 @WuWei113]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. This world number 1 most American tweet. America so obesity but love money so much.

when solve obesity America still make most money. Very good very funny.

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

When you’re finally rich and famous and Nardwuar gives you a gift and it's the gun you threw in the Hudson river 3 years ago

[ponder @barryjnp]

@signull666 @EatShitToad Thank you

[Tarini Bakshi @tarinisarah]

Honestly the only number that 3 really “owns” is 9. 6 is its own thing, 4 takes 12, 15 is clearly 5 territory, 18 & 24 are in the 6 family, 21 is embedded in 7’s lore, 27 only reminds me of 9 and 30 is obviously a 10 multiple.

[Bill Pourquoimec @BillPourquoimec]

RIP Ozzy

[Russ @ShutupRuss]

This is like LeBron breaking down basketball

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

She regrets what she did to me

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

The male experience has stayed the exact same for the past 200 years

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

U let them shenan once they’ll shenanigan