the biggest micheal moore fan

rabid anti-authoritarian | holden caufield apologist | webmeowster | LaTWEEna

[the biggest micheal moore fan @barstoolpony]

In heaven everything is fine

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Test your fucking coke you guys

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

Taylor Swift loses her virginity tonight, what if she’s waited all this time and doesn’t like sex

[john teufel @JohnTeufelNYC]

Everyone drop your AC to 60 tomorrow maybe we can black out this wedding

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

this was on the wall outside the Blue Line at Jefferson Park

[Lake Cornelia Research Management @CorneliaLake]

Guy in my banking class at Lehman was roommates with 2 other banking analysts. The Goldman kid’s girlfriend would sleep over and leave the thermostat at 68 because she wanted to “feel cool and refreshed” when she entered the apartment - which the boys didn’t see but for 5-6 hours a night…

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

this is especially funny given the fact *lavender marriages* were generally extremely stable & supportive out of necessity, meanwhile i give this masturbatory shitshow 5 years

[Dirk Fuckner 🚯 @timerube]

having central air in nyc right now feels so good when you don’t have con ed in your ear telling you your next bill is projected to be $900

[Crash Test Gummies @punishedgummies]

“What if the Home Alone kid developed a taste for blood” really is a great movie concept tbh

[unofficial jade harley of musictwt ΘΔ @nepetism_]

add me on rwj app

[︎aidan @poplife]

A comma in my checking account

[charlie @voteprincemongo]

Do you think there was a point where Linklater started to regret making boyhood when the kid turned out ugly

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

jackass best and last is like boyhood for freaks because we watched them film and age for 25+ years.

[BUILD MORE HOUSING! @Dartagan_Llore]

This actually makes more sense than a Christopher Columbus monument.

A statue of an anonymous Italian immigrant family will be installed near the Inner Harbor.

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

i’ll give my period a smooth 3.5 days to do her biggest ones. but on day 4? i decide that i am spiritually, emotionally, mentally, and physically done. she better figure that shit out, because i’m not about to dedicate anymore time to that nonsense.

[the biggest micheal moore fan @barstoolpony]

Fuck this wirt guy

[Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 @BeanWalrus]

Do you ever think about the story Adam West told about how he and Frank Gorshin got kicked out of an orgy because they decided to attend in-character as Batman and the Riddler

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

reacting to my doordashed taco bell order the way lucille bluth reacts to gene parmesan