Bart0nius

🦴🐾 | writer, musician and boyfailure | the reddest mtg player | best in show | taken | side acc: @bar2nius | 🐺

[Bart0nius @bart0nius]

to me, clifford the big red dog is just clifford the dog. just a glimpse into how big and red my mind is becoming

[MBT @MBTYuGiOh]

Nice argument. However, I have already depicted you as the Fing Fang Foomjak.

[Brian "BoshNRoll" Coval @BoshNRoll]

I think it genuinely fucking rocks that a new generation of Magic pros and personalities is willing to tell lingering old guard scumbags to kick rocks.

[Teddy🐶🔜FUR EH @bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

While My Guitar Gruesomely Kills Itself

[Bart0nius @bart0nius]

misogyny: 😐
misogyny, japan: 😂😂😂😂

[Bart0nius @bart0nius]

@GayOliveGarden olive hit tweet

[山木京、 @yamakikei_]

🦊

[em @pawnofshame]

when the friendship feel oddly romantic

[Bart0nius @bart0nius]

at long fucking last i have finally switched to firefox. i dont wanna say the "good boy" shit did it but it was perhaps the final push

[Bart0nius @bart0nius]

@nestapendragon @razortrapgorge nothing more reddit than commander im so sorry

[Bart0nius @bart0nius]

it took four years but finally modern players agree with me that force of despair is crazy good

[dudugs @ratvisionist]

"lend me some sugar, i am your neighbour" is a verse you couldn't write in modern atomized neoliberal society

[Bart0nius @bart0nius]

@Microman900 is boomerang + stormchaser really better than violent urge?? this feels crazy to me. congrats tho

[Carburehater @carburehater]

@BYUsupersoaker No love for a bisexual racist? What's a sensitive young man to do anymore

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

there has to be more to life than being a handsome genius that everyone’s in love with

[audrey @phlegmme]

Roast battling a guy with no arms and a colostomy bag and a peg leg but I don’t mention any of that stuff and just keep calling him gay

[Liquid Jeans @LiquidJeans]

OMG..

The LGBTQ crowd is mad because Kappa Cannoneer is stealing their attention during Pride Month.

😂💀

[Bart0nius @bart0nius]

i am NOT escaping samsara bro i covet lust like crazy

[Bart0nius @bart0nius]

flirting with my ex bf at a they might be giants show and coming home to my girlfriend and making dinner for her and my friend and then coordinating my ex coming to stay w me i really have th kind of greed they talk about in the bible