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@scoduckz Assistants TO the regional manager.

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@Genetics56 💯

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@jasonrantz Iranian gov full list of claimed peace agreements with US: -A lasting ceasefire -Iranian control over the Strait of Hormuz -Iran continuing to be able to enrich uranium -Lifting all sanctions on Iran -Paying compensation to Iran -Withdrawing US combat forces from the region

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@AriFleischer Iranian government full list of claimed peace agreements with US: -A lasting ceasefire -Iranian control over the Strait of Hormuz -Iran continuing to be able to enrich uranium -Lifting all sanctions on Iran -Paying compensation to Iran -Withdrawing US forces from the region

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@greta @NYT TACO Tuesday

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@USC_Athletics strange. I captured this photo.
Go Dawgs!

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@GuntherEagleman 3 vs 2 has already been played.

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@Arrogance_0024 Seriously?

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@jimiuorio Enabling free speech? Are you kidding?

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@israelnewspulse Idiot

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@Genetics56 LOL

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@Genetics56 It was like almost a strange word. I hadn't heard the word in so long, but what can be more beautiful than the word "population"?

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@RoHutson @Genetics56 It's all sports. Not just football.

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@SeattleSonics C

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@mariozee619 So much for that

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@WarMonitor3 TR just left San Diego yesterday. It can’t be in the Mediterranean yet.

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@QuakesToday Felt in SD

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@GavinValenti @DrEliDavid @BillAckman saw it there (SD) yesterday

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

My wife woke up yesterday jumping from excitement

She just received a job offer from Google

"Babe, they want to pay me $300k, $100k base plus $200k in stock options" she said

I sat down and held her hand

"Sweetheart, that means they are offering you just $100k"

"No look, it says total compensation is $300k"

I gently closed her laptop

"Stock options are imaginary money, it's a well known American scam, it's not real" I said

"But I could just sell them for cash?" she asked

I tried not to laugh, women can be so naive sometimes

"That's not how stocks work. Who told you this?"

She said her recruiter explained it

I sighed. Of course. An American filled her head with nonsense

"Baby, American stocks are worthless, it's imaginary shares from an imaginary company"

"But it's such a good offer" she started crying

"I know, baby" I hugged her, and right there I knew I needed to act

It's my job as a husband to shield her from American predators

Later I emailed the recruiter and declined on her behalf

I explained that my wife is not interested in fantasy compensation from a failing company

We are European. We don't fall for American tricks

She will keep her job at SAP making €43,000 a year, which puts her above most women in Germany

Feels good knowing I protected our future

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@MeanHash @KeiPritsker She didn’t only wave her friend past. Also waves the nice vehicle to go. Different mannerism, but she was communicating the same thing.