@jasonrantz Iranian gov full list of claimed peace agreements with US: -A lasting ceasefire -Iranian control over the Strait of Hormuz -Iran continuing to be able to enrich uranium -Lifting all sanctions on Iran -Paying compensation to Iran -Withdrawing US combat forces from the region
@AriFleischer Iranian government full list of claimed peace agreements with US: -A lasting ceasefire -Iranian control over the Strait of Hormuz -Iran continuing to be able to enrich uranium -Lifting all sanctions on Iran -Paying compensation to Iran -Withdrawing US forces from the region
My wife woke up yesterday jumping from excitement
She just received a job offer from Google
"Babe, they want to pay me $300k, $100k base plus $200k in stock options" she said
I sat down and held her hand
"Sweetheart, that means they are offering you just $100k"
"No look, it says total compensation is $300k"
I gently closed her laptop
"Stock options are imaginary money, it's a well known American scam, it's not real" I said
"But I could just sell them for cash?" she asked
I tried not to laugh, women can be so naive sometimes
"That's not how stocks work. Who told you this?"
She said her recruiter explained it
I sighed. Of course. An American filled her head with nonsense
"Baby, American stocks are worthless, it's imaginary shares from an imaginary company"
"But it's such a good offer" she started crying
"I know, baby" I hugged her, and right there I knew I needed to act
It's my job as a husband to shield her from American predators
Later I emailed the recruiter and declined on her behalf
I explained that my wife is not interested in fantasy compensation from a failing company
We are European. We don't fall for American tricks
She will keep her job at SAP making โฌ43,000 a year, which puts her above most women in Germany
Feels good knowing I protected our future
@MeanHash@KeiPritsker She didnโt only wave her friend past. Also waves the nice vehicle to go. Different mannerism, but she was communicating the same thing.