Morty McCumskey

Ugly Divorce | 100 wpm | BEC | Rye class of '87 | Princeton | Hedgefund

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@PanettiBigTime Gonna go re-up on ark night, thanks.

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@Zyndiana_Jonez Trinity KKG daughter 100/100 times

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Maybe the diarrhea was from eating the bells whole menu, not just the lettuce u fat fuck #fridge

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Logging off

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"Ill take the extra girthy one" what the fuck r we doing man

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Gonna mit sui

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Nothing like hitting the hometown deli

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It all comes down to where am I on the stick talk to love story spectrum at the moment

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Up the hash

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Issa lovebomb, fill tank, and block summer #runningonE

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When the shit sounds like a freestyle beat, you gotta just give yourself a courtesy flush

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"The 3 beer night" needs to be produced soon

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@TheLennyFader I'm people

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Hate to see sheon ruining his reputation like this. None of that merch should sell but it will #cornball

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@aggressivewiper Gotta take this banter public Ed. You are withholding yourself from fame and riches

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Grown men really claim they working in sales... you're in a metal 4x10 on the curb my guy

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Shamalama 12-13 vs the cavs #yahu

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F1 movie is good but outstandingly unrealistic

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We got BRUNSON

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Forget how much of a sham NYC is #shrink