James Barton

Profession. Defining personal interest. Funny third thing.

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She’s just a cosmic girl /
From an eldritch galaxy /
Zapping me with electricity /
My heart is now outside of me /
She’s cosmic #Bloodborne #PlayStation #alreadydead #jamiroquai #cosmicgirl

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I was lucky enough to be invited as a guest on the fantastic ConnectThe2 podcast! We discuss how I got my start covering telecoms in emerging markets, my various musical misadventures, and more! Listen here: https://t.co/U6YvWJ33KJ. #ConnectThe2 #podcast #telecom

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@sealskinz I need to exchange a product but I get an unspecified error every time I enter my return label details on the Royal Mail site. I’ve tried on multiple devices and the issue has persisted for days, please advise.

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Red XIII dropping truth about vanity politics and bullshit climate policy back in 1997.

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Still better than the one with Jeremy Renner.

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Since Eddie van Halen died I’ve had Jump by Girls Aloud stuck in my head because 2020’s thirst for suffering cannot be satiated

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@Starfox118 I love this

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I feel like it says a lot that Priti Patel considers “do-gooders” to be a problem.

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@eloisanoble Are its rear feet on backwards?!

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@eloisanoble Japan fact: Okami means “wolf” and ōkami means “great god”, so i presume it is Japan’s coolest surname. And yes I know that because videogames.

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Only just noticed this #Playstation4 design Easter egg 🤯 well played @PlayStation

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@Ryanair hi, I can’t take my flights this week as a result of new quarantine advice - I’ve tried contacting you multiple times to no avail. What are my options?

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@vladsavov “Are you familiar with our concept?”

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@easyJet I’ve tried to contact you and spent two hours on hold, I’ve messaged and tweeted you - I cannot take my flight today, please let me know my options.

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@easyJet can’t take my flight tomorrow due to quarantine on France and I’ve just spent 2 hours on hold to see if I can cancel or reschedule but no response. Please DM me.

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When you reach peak Guardian

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@Starfox118 Meanwhile, in the west... https://t.co/W57n11fJ1X

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I saw two guys at Tesco yesterday filling up an orange Lambourghini. They’d splashed out on a personalised number plate reading RAC3R.

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@JohnAshmore I assume so. How big’s the cat?

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@JohnAshmore You had me at cat