The year is 2030. An Ohio State wide receiver has been caught on tape committing murder, arson and robbing a children’s hospital. He will serve a one-game suspension vs. Akron.
WAIT UNTIL THE WHOLE COUNTRY HEARS WHAT WFAN AND THEIR THIEVING PSYCHIATRISTS DID TO ME AND WHEN THE BETS STOPPED THEIR RATINGS WENT DOWN 30pct LETS PREY ON THE ELDERLY AND STEAL HIS BETS BECAUSE I FUCKING CRUSHED