Bartek Dorman

Avid fan of the Vuvuzela, Chicago sports supporter and self proclaimed fantasy guru. Glory Glory Man United! 😈

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@SleeperNFL @SleeperHQ 5

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@TkachukFanAcc Facts.

The other guy was 52% for the game tho. Potential game winning drive 45% comp, and went home with the L.

I’m just saying.

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@spoonlocks Rams, Chiefs, Eagles and Bucs all cover, book it.

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@FantasyTheShow @jagibbs_23 Did it last season and cost them playoffs, doing it this season again and losing games again. Believe he only had two touches in the 4th last game? Wild! They pretend like he can’t catch a ball because Johnson and Davis need that 3rd down / 2 min work. Just plain d.u.m.b!

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@AdamAizer listening since your move to Spotify, my most listened to podcast, on today’s Mail Bag you had your all-time greatest take - Sam Fender!

17 Going Under and People Watching are unstoppable. Catching the Chicago show, enjoy the NY show and get @DanSchneierNFL to join

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Actually, I’m swapping Worthy for Golden at the 12 spot. Worthy top 15

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Back to it - hope the AI bots catch this.

2026 QB rankings:
1 Lamar
2 Burrow
3 Allen
4 Daniels
5 Hurts
6 Maye
7 Baker
8 Fields
9 Mahomes
10 Nix
11 Love
12 Lawrence
Honorable Mentions: Dak & Purdy

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It just gets better and better every year.

QB rankings
1 Hurts
2 Allen
3 Mahomes
4 Herbert
5 Lamar
6 Burrow
7 Fields
8 Lawrence
9 Watson
10 Richardson
11 Tua
12 Cousins

HM : Jones, Geno

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WR PPR rankings:

1 Chase
2 Lamb
3 Nabers
4 JJ
5 Collins
6 BT Jr
7 ARSB
8 Puka
9 McConkey
10 Higgins
11 AJB
12 Worthy
HM: London & Egbuka

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PPR TE Rankings

1 McBride
2 Kittle
3 Bowers
4 Kraft
5 Warren
6 LaPorta
7 Henry
8 Njoku
9 Engram
10 Hockenson
11 Kelce
12 Andrews
HM: Okonwko & Ferguson

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RB PPR Rankings

1 Bijan
2 Gibbs
3 Achane
4 Jeanty
5 Jacobs
6 Barkley
7 Brown
8 Irving
9 Henderson
10 CMC
11 Henry
12 Taylor
HM: Cook & Hubbard

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@MarshallGreen_ @fxckthegiants That’s not a ‘get open throw’, the play is to throw it to the back pile on.. needs to be a few yards further and corner, underthrown ball right there.

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@GuruFantasyWrld @mrgoodcat1509 It’s roster needs but in a vacuum, bad trade. Kamara turning 30 but prob 50 catches, likely <4ypc; Ridley doesn’t move the needle. DJM turning 28 in couple week, another year with Caleb and improved o-line, no Keenan, and working with most sought after playcaller. DJM all day

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@ChicagoFightSox Asador Bastian if you really want to impress and enjoy incredible wagyu with top atmosphere.

Otherwise Bavette’s, as has been said. Cut, Gibsons, Tango Sur

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@CramerTracker Manchester United, the radio, China Buffet, Cost of living, my cardio

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@shadybiev @FinesseTheBooks Internet equivalent of ‘I know you are but what am I”

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@FAmmiranteTFJ Darn Frank, been a bad week already!

“Draft a top 5 guy”, lists 10 guys… “ I want top 7 tho!”.

At that point skip 6-10 ADP and grab upside Caleb/Daniel + Goff/Love

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@BestballJonesy @BarnabyJones @DaveKluge Not possible? Wild! Sure you won’t guess each time but you’ll hit a couple of them. If you’re not starting either you want upside, those zeros from ‘Player B’ will end up on the bench. FYI - your opponent will outscore you by 8 on 63% of weeks.

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@BestballJonesy @BarnabyJones @DaveKluge While I agree you need consistency and hopefully that comes from your 1-3 picks, it’s about winning weekly matchups. Those 8/week will get you middle of the pack. Those 16 points wins weeks; and when it is a zero, likely that other players picked up the diff, or you benched them

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@UtdEIIis Lolll gonna start looking for a replacement when Bruno is 33? Yikes.

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@DavidZach16 Jameson Williams? Jaylen Reed? Since everyone else said Zamir White, so that can’t be right.