finally a bartender

i can actually get you a beer now

[finally a bartender @bartenderiamnot]

Just asked the dude working the t bell drive through how he was doing and he told me he’s “living that sour cream dream” which I’m pretty sure roughly translates to “I want to Baja blast my brains out”

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

If you use a Porto potty and that blue water splashes up on you, you are forever unclean. In a thousand years, archaeologists could dig up your remains and they would know. God will not let you in to heaven and the devil will not let you in hell. This is how ghosts are made.

[finally a bartender @bartenderiamnot]

I’m just so fucking tired, guys

[David Szymanski @DUSKdev]

Me scrolling the website that makes you feel shitty: "Wow why do I feel so shitty right now?"

[Novu @The_Novu]

>You can't share or trade or sell games

That is the only reason Sony wants this.

Reminder they have hated the idea of people putting a movie on for their family in their living room for years now because they want everyone individually to purchase access.

Split screen went away for the same reason if I had to guess. Forcing all multiplayer online exclusively means that your friends have to buy a console and a game and a subscription instead of just bring a controller over like we could back in the day.

Never believe these people when they say anything is for your benefit. They're counting on you being a stupid lobotomized normie who doesn't question things.

[finally a bartender @bartenderiamnot]

@aynekko Looks sick! Imma check it out!!

[finally a bartender @bartenderiamnot]

@tyronerodriguez Can I get a physical copy of afterbirth+ for PC?

[Video Game Nostalgia @GameStalgiaX]

Never forgive them for what they took from us

Cheat codes
Game manuals
Demo discs
Couch co-op being normal
Split-screen multiplayer
Complete games at launch
No day-one patches
Unlockable characters
Secret costumes
Bonus modes
Physical collections
Cool disc art
Simple console dashboards
No account logins
No battle passes
No daily quests
No always-online single-player games
Weird experimental games
Mid-budget games
Licensed games with personality
Buying random games based on the cover
Gaming magazines
Game rentals
Main menus with soul
The feeling of actually owning your games
The excitement of a new console generation

[RohanKar @RohanKarMooN]

Gotta bring up the words said by lord gaben himself.

[finally a bartender @bartenderiamnot]

idk if any of you were in orchestra, but let me be very clear, I DON'T play second fucking fiddle

[finally a bartender @bartenderiamnot]

@siahlegend @raytiq_99 @vaughanilla_cos this tweet is about movies that are 30 years old my dude, the age of the movie doesn't matter in this conversation

[주머니쥐 아카이브 @opossumlovers]

추구미

📸astronaut_hunter

[finally a bartender @bartenderiamnot]

@jaceels2 Otherwise just come to the Midwest and get hammered, even the bad guys are kinda nice to be around when your 3 sheets to the wind

[finally a bartender @bartenderiamnot]

@jaceels2 Acid’s cool but you gotta do it in a group setting or it’s going to ruin your outlook on life forever

[finally a bartender @bartenderiamnot]

@WaffleWeasle @JozuJoestarr Man never fucked around and wanted mfs DEAD!

[finally a bartender @bartenderiamnot]

bare minimum btw

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Insomniac Games on ‘Wolverine’ 🎮

“The physical version will include a disc in box”

[finally a bartender @bartenderiamnot]

lazy fuckass developers that couldn't be bothered to optimize their fucking code because they're overworked and underpaid and now we're stuck with underfunded indie devs that should be getting these billion dollar budgets making the only games worth playing these days

[The 4Chan Archives @blacknredtext]

anon sub

[Shen Comix @shenanigansen]

bro we've been hanging for a minute now you know we keep it real here and so i gotta ask, why do your eyes carry a deep and pervasive sadness

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

you are not ‘addicted’ to your phone, drugs, alcohol, etc. you are a champion of pleasure. start acting like one