Coach B

Father of two, husband to Meg.

[Coach B @bartimus58]

Apparently I’ve been paying for two phones that haven’t had a phone number since January. What have I been paying for?

[Coach B @bartimus58]

@TMobile CSR, “We don’t have the ability to cancel services real time, it will have to go through a billing cycle, but let me set that up to shut off at midnight.” So which is it?

[Coach B @bartimus58]

@TYash42 Ahh, good call.

[Coach B @bartimus58]

Dog house is finally done.

[Coach B @bartimus58]

@TYash42 We don’t either. The girls make sure I know how many goals each team has scored though.

[Coach B @bartimus58]

Tonight my son had a total meltdown after losing his soccer game (He’s 5). I carried him to the truck, didn’t react. As we were heading home he says his team lost because of him. Imagine the weight our teenagers are carrying. Be patient with them too.

[Coach B @bartimus58]

If you’re the smartest guy in the room, you’re in the wrong room.

[Coach Cluley @Coach_Cluley]

“Head coach” is just a title - the staff you surround yourself with determines your success!!

[Coach B @bartimus58]

Name the worst show/movie your kids have watched recently. I’ll start, Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 #terriblechildrenshows

[Coach B @bartimus58]

@CODY_GARDNER @JerryGordonFB @kdawgswift Then I rescind my comment. Thanks @JerryGordonFB.

[Coach B @bartimus58]

@CODY_GARDNER @JerryGordonFB @kdawgswift That’s why I love you.

[Coach B @bartimus58]

Somehow I got talked into coaching my daughters 8U soccer team. Just had our first practice. What a circus.

[Coach B @bartimus58]

@CODY_GARDNER It’s good for any occasion.

[Coach B @bartimus58]

@fbcoachsimpson I’ve never seen a DB do anything like this is an actual football game. Weird.

[Coach B @bartimus58]

@CoachBlairRedd Not exactly your fault though.

[Coach B @bartimus58]

@CoachShiffman Or be adamant you aren’t trying to question how they do it and then proceed to question everything they do.

[Coach B @bartimus58]

@tbanks1906 I’d love having that. Utah plays JV on Thursday. Better hope none of your subs/SPT kids get hurt in the game or your have 24 hours to replace them.

[Coach B @bartimus58]

@CoachTM9 Utah can work unpadded with no competition, except they just changed the rules to allow 7on7 in the spring.