Andrew Barton

I'll mainly be tweeting about @WokingHC and in turn the various ways I get sin-binned playing for them.

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@TheCellsView @CliveTyldesley Thank you for posting this. I knew he'd done Comms for someone but couldn't find anything. Goosebumps!

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@ManiKochar It’s insane. £4 for discovery+. Four. Pounds. FOUR.

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@JackCummings92 Sorry to hear this ma dude. No doubt you’ll be back on top in no time! X

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

My legacy of being the most appallingly behaved “sportsman” named Barton is in tatters.

I don’t want to be homophobic, sexist or racist to reclaim the throne.

Do I start playing hockey again and hope there might be some children on the opposition I can kick?

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

Sending my first tweet in nearly 3 years to say the most upsetting thing about the Joey Barton thing is not one comment I’ve seen has called him something childish like “Pooey Farton” and after 2 decades of being called “Randy Farton” this seems unfair.

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

Sending my first tweet in nearly 3 years to say the most upsetting thing about the Joey Barton thing is not one comment I’ve seen has called him something childish like “Pooey Farton” and after 2 decades of being called “Randy Farton” this seems unfair.

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@Robbo8171 I was sent a clip of this. It’s literally the only bit of the hockey I’ve seen all day, I’m properly staggered this was the conclusion they arrived at.

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@jimconey SORRY?! Just for the public record, you don’t goal hang? CC: A Pike (I don’t know if he has twitter)

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@jimconey Did any of them mention that diet is much, much more important or are we continuing to gloss over this fact?

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@EnglandHockey Fairly sure it was Will Dibiase who scored the goal against Germany. I’ve spoken with him. He’s shown me the video…

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@ManiKochar Nope

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@reynlord Yep. Certified proadvisor

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@SteveCarden22 @Oliver_07 @SmnLlyd5 And yet, you appear to be witless 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@MaxiD @EnglandHockey Am I Anne in this one? Proper compliment that.

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@MaxiD @katebevan I’d still back you as PM to be fair.

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@MaxiD @katebevan But Max, this is only 90%.

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@danarchitects As Duke Ellington said, “if it sounds good, it is good.”

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@gingerstevew @TinderUk @allpointseastuk Should I be concerned you’re tagging me in stuff with Tinder?

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@hunncut Not a fair point.

A fantabulous one.

[Andrew Barton @bartonhead]

@hunncut The use of “fantabulous” that frequently in that short space of time was grating. Perhaps they are worried about their narrow use of vocabulary?

#thoughtsandprayers