Andy Bartram

Intelligence Analyst - CEO of Vet Your Date and Vet Your Tenant (open source intelligence checks).

[Andy Bartram @bartram_andy]

@Marvel @MarvelStudios @Avengers @FIFAWorldCup @fifa

[Andy Bartram @bartram_andy]

@annalapwood was a pleasure to be sitting next to you tonight at Interstellar; having looked on Google now I just realised what a very modest person you are!! Good luck in the US with your next adventure. 😁

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@Fearnecotton Just wondering, my toilet roll says it's "cotton fresh" but actually smells of cheap laundry powder. We've never met so I'm wondering - what should it smell like? 😁

[Andy Bartram @bartram_andy]

Dear @RyanGosling, since we named our son after you he's suffered from abuse and mickey taking by kids at his school.

I don't really understand why as I think Gosling is an awesome first name.

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@jk_rowling Awesome, where shall we go?! 😁

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@Metallica How does James Hetfield like his toast?

BUTTERY!

#Metallica #JamesHetfield

[Andy Bartram @bartram_andy]

Always was rubbish at art but it's the thought that counts! #evolution #DadJokes #architecture #thedoors #Doors

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@BBCNews - swinjin? Swinjin? Is that like swinging? 🤣😐

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@BBCPolitics Technically over 95% not looking for work (when you take into account those already employed).

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@ZelenskyyUa My family will also continue to stand with Ukraine and Ukrainians in achieving a just and lasting peace. #ustoo

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Shortest day today - apparently there'll be less than 8 hours sunshine today, anyone know when it might start?! #solst

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@chickenfootjoe - thank you, see you on 14th June! 😍 You forgot to tell me but luckily I just spotted in time!!

[Andy Bartram @bartram_andy]

@chickenfootjoe please bring your tour with Steve Vai to the UK!! Tell me first though or will sell out and I'll cry. 🤣 #begging

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@stevevai - thank you, see you on 14th June! 😍

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@stevevai please tour with Satch in the UK! My son, wife and I saw you at the London Palladium last year and were blown away, to see you both together would be even crazier. ❤️

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This was a year ago now and has much more stage confidence.

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@MW_Schenker Can't wait to see you in Maidstone, my 14 yo son has played guitar since age 6 and recently performed Dr Dr for talent show - could he please play it with you at @maid_of_stone ?! #dreamcometrue #localtalent

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@RealBobMortimer me and the wife often watch "Gone Fishing". Please could you fix it for me to come with you one time. Please could you fix it for her that I get to stay and she gets some peace. Ps - do you think "fix it" s have a future? #missedtrick

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@taylorswift13 Are you coming then?

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@bbuk Wilmaaaaaaaaa!!!

[Andy Bartram @bartram_andy]

First ever attempt at stand-up. Unfortunately had to be kid friendly but happy how it went. #Dadjokes #Comedy #StandUp #Slapstick

https://t.co/J9h29Hch7u

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It was fair to say that @ZeffJoeelliott was less than impressed with the new @DefLeppard line up.