Dark Barton

Unlicensed parent, untrained husband, unhinged coffee roaster, unreachable best friend, indie author, unsigned rocker. Lord, I’m trying.

[Dark Barton @bartstyes]

Every friend that’s ended our relationship since May 25, 2020 has been a white Christian. #Christianity #ThisIsAmerica

[Dark Barton @bartstyes]

@tacobell your order kiosks suuuuuuuuck

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

oh sorry ill unfollow him right away I was a fan of his leadership of the white council and casting the necromancer out of dol guldur but I had no idea he abandoned reason for madness and was allying himself with the dark lord sauron

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

twitter was originally a pagan app before emperor elon renamed it x in 420 AD and moved it to the servers that formerly hosted the winter solstice app

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“Small Government” doesn’t chase you to other states to get your medical records

“Pro-Life” doesn’t push kids into rivers

“Local control” doesn’t force charter schools into communities that reject them

“Parents choice” doesn’t let 11 parents ban books for the rest of 🇺🇸

[chase @_chase_____]

who’s my primary care doctor? that’s me & my 18 open browser tabs, babe

[Acyn @Acyn]

Biden: There’s a guy named Tuberville, Senator from Alabama, went out and said he strongly opposed the legislation. Now he’s hailing its passage.

[Dark Barton @bartstyes]

@twesq @RevelatorCoffee Guitarist used to work at our shop 😆

[Dark Barton @bartstyes]

@BrianOliu I miss the Twin Cities SO MUCH…until I remember shoveling snow

[Dark Barton @bartstyes]

@BrianOliu 908 Iowa Ave West in St Paul 2004-2005’ish……and yeah….got accosted by a hipster with Soviet propaganda tattoos while singing karaoke in Nordeast because I didn’t look the part 🤘🏻used to walk past the socialist book store on my way to class

[Dark Barton @bartstyes]

@celebrityhottub I told my wife that all I wanted for Father’s Day was to build loft beds in our boys’ bedrooms. She knows how much I love projects so…

[Dark Barton @bartstyes]

@daveag Thanks!

[Dark Barton @bartstyes]

@daveag 👋����

[mr. bega vevo @LouBegaVEVO]

nobody knows that “Roam” is a B-52s song because Fred Schneider doesn’t sing in it, so there’s not a dude going “ROAMING, AROUND EUROPE! TAKING TRAINS, and DRINKing GOOd wINE!” or something. but it is him. he’s there.

[Dark Barton @bartstyes]

@AmericanaAesth This Southern descendant of Confederate soldiers thinks you should go suck an egg, objectively.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Amplify.

[Dark Barton @bartstyes]

@richburgauer It’s hip to fight about Huey & The News