Emmanuel

XAUUSD fanatic 📈📉📊

Just living life one step at a time

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Oladele]

Just Retweet, don’t say anything

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Messi is the first player in world Cup history to miss penalties and still score and win the game. A goat in my books in football.

[Emmanuel @barzo_e]

@georgediano Ronaldo fans are really trying hard to console themselves yet we all know to be the GOAT, You're judged by the results and Messi has all the results Ronaldo dreams of but he will never accomplish them.

[Emmanuel @barzo_e]

Exactly people who say Ronaldo is the goat have a mental disorder. There's no comparison between Ronaldo and Messi. Messi is worlds apart.

[Taiwo_junzi @taiwo_junzi]

Are there people who actually believe Ronaldo is better than Messi?!

I’m not talking about preference or just liking Ronaldo’s persona more.

Like you’ve watched both Ronaldo and Messi and genuinely think Ronaldo is better than Messi.

That’s a low tolerance for truth trait!!!

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

As a man, it's okay to know that the only GOAT in football is Lionel Messi. No debate.

[Emmanuel @barzo_e]

Chirchir is the person who rigs the elections since 2013 for Uhuruto and Ruto in 2022. He is the brains behind election malpractices. He is very sharp with numbers and IT. He is the one who will assist Ruto to win in 2027 cause the numbers he has calculated are ready to be used.

[IVY @ivymuthe]

How powerful is Davis Chirchir,bro has been CS for almost 15 years

[Emmanuel @barzo_e]

@Dannkasina @KimathiKE @KURAroads I can tell you're a dumbass like your mother...that road has been designed badly, specifically at the exit as the two roads meet.

[Emmanuel @barzo_e]

@MuriraKinoti You guys have done a pathetic and shitty job on it...cause the jam has been transferred to the exit cause there's no proper filtering for the cars.

[Emmanuel @barzo_e]

This road has been designed poorly... The exit part needs to be expanded cause there's still going to be traffic.

[𝗘𝗡𝗚. 𝗦𝗜𝗟𝗔𝗦 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗜 , 𝗘𝗕𝗦 @MuriraKinoti]

I led the @KURAroads team in an inspection of the Ngong Road Flyover at the Junction ahead of its presidential commissioning scheduled for tomorrow.

The new infrastructure is expected to significantly improve traffic flow by easing congestion at the Kingara Road–Naivasha Road intersection, enhancing connectivity and reducing travel time for motorists using the corridor.

[Emmanuel @barzo_e]

@polo_kimanii I first thought it was a church

[Emmanuel @barzo_e]

Njaa ni kitu mbaya...yesterday this guy was barking like a dog, today he is smiling like a nigga who's lost his virginity🤦😂😂

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Kennedy Kaunda: We are giving room to negotiation and if we are not able to agree, we will come back for the same. As for now the nation should run

[Emmanuel @barzo_e]

@mzete_lee @kibeandy The fact that you've also said Andre kibe has what it takes to be a leader says also alot about your brain not functioning...we need learned people and technocrats to run the country and he doesn't have it together with this funny politicians.

[Emmanuel @barzo_e]

Nigga thinks his boss will give him a medal and raise his salary cause he walked from rongai to jalaram😂😂😂

[Shadrack Matata @shadrac_matata]

Is there anything wrong with this? I just walked from Rongai to Jalaram road in Westlands just to clock in.

I don’t understand why Gen Z’s expect San Francisco salary scales with no effort or passion for work.

[GISTE @ggiste]

Alafu Jomba,

Your salary is for paying Bills

Haiwezi nunua GLE

You need assets that can generate you income for you to have inflows that can buy you a GLE

For you to get those income generating assets. You must save atleast 30% of your income over time.

If you are earning Kshs. 50k.

Start saving Kshs. 15,000 every month

If you are 30 years. Use the Rule of 100

70% of the Kshs. 15,000 should go to buying stocks or invest in Equity Fund. Thats Kshs. 10,500 per month

30% which is Kshs. 4500 should go go MMF. In a few years use it to start a Business.

Its the only way utatoka block.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Mwaf, when you complain about “woke culture,” you also have to tell us where it began from.

Who created this online court?

Who appointed prefects on X?

The problem is not that people are now asking questions.

The problem is that the same standards some people used to whip others are now being applied to people they like.

You cannot build a culture, then suddenly call it selective outrage when favourites are questioned.

You cannot spend years telling people not to clean Ruto’s mess, then get angry when they ask why athletes, musicians, chefs, influencers and public figures are helping polish the same image.

If jogging with power is innocent, say so. If having dinner with a world leader is just dinner, say so. If cooking for power is just professional work, say so. Just make sure the same grace is extended to everyone, not only the people you like.

There is an African proverb that says, “The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.” The people who were cut by these standards remember.

They remember who created the rules.

They remember who cheered when others were cancelled.

They remember who said context does not matter.

So before crying about over-woke clowns, tell us who built the circus.

[Emmanuel @barzo_e]

Presence is acceptance...presence means validation...there's nothing critical about that. You're out here singing "Tujiangalie" yet ni wewe unafaa kujiangalia kwanza.

[Man a Baldman @bienaimesol]

I can sit at a table with global leaders and still remain fully African, fully critical, and fully myself. Presence is not submission.

[Emmanuel @barzo_e]

@jeffvsdaworld Which is the best app/ platform to buy offshore stocks.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Imara steel did not come to play with KRA.

There is a company called Imara steel. They cook metals to make mabati in Industrial Area, Nairobi.

In 2022, as they were busy cooking metals,

KRA was busy cooking their tax bill at Times Tower.

When KRA was done, what came out was 3.9B.

This bill covered 5 years.
- 2015, 2016, 2017,2018, 2019

Next morning, KRA airdropped the bill to Imara steel email.

When the director arrived at the office, the accountant stormed in. Akamsalimia. Then served him the bill even before chai.

The director looked at the numbers. He could not believe it. He thought his magnifying glasses were magnifying the numbers. He removed them.
He saw the same mad numbers live live.

• 3.9B.

He went nuts.

• Lesson 1: Never allow your accountant into your office before the tea person.

Director ordered the accountant to turn the fans on. There is no electricity. He is now worked up proper.

The accountant sneaked out.
And immediately embarked on a fault finding mission.

He came back with disturbing findings:

1. KRA was out of time for 2015 and 2016. Those years were beyond the 5 year statutory audit limit. Unless there is fraud. KRA had shown no fraud.

2. KRA had assumed 23% profit margins. Figures Imara had never achieved.

Wakasema baas. This is it.

They wrote an objection / protest letter to KRA. Explained everything. And demonstrated they had paid taxes to the last cent.

KRA could not hear any of it. They only wanted 3.9B.

In June 2022, KRA rejected the objection. And confirmed Imara must pay the 3.9B.

All this time, the accountant is not sleeping nor eating.
Amekanyanga tu wire.

Then something interesting happened.

KRA sent the rejection letter to the wrong email. And never realized.

So 60 days passed. No response is received from KRA.

Imara knew the law. If KRA does not respond within 60 days, your protest is deemed accepted.
They knew they had won. Director called the party.

Six months later, in Dec 2022, KRA came back with threats. We want the 3.9B. Pay or we freeze your bank accounts.

Imara responded: Guys, but you accepted our objection.

KRA said: Noo. We rejected it and emailed you. Here is the proof. Pay us up ASAP.

Imara looked at it and said: Guys, that is not our email.

Everyone at Times tower got shocked. How did that happen?

KRA said: OK the email was wrong. But tax is yours. Lipa.

As KRA is doing all this, they are unaware of two dangerous sentences in Kenyan tax law.

They read:

• KRA cannot audit past 5 years without proving fraud

• KRA must respond to objections within 60 days

Imara ran to court.

- Argued it cannot pay tax on rejection notices served out of time.

The tax appeal tribunal agreed the rejection letter was communicated to Imara out of time. But still asked Imara to bring fresh evidence to dispute the tax.

Later the Tribunal ruled the evidence was not enough.

• Imara was ordered to pay 3.9B.

KRA retreated to Times Towers celebrating.

Imara ran straight to the high court.

- It argued that it cannot pay tax out of rejection notices served to them out of time.

The judge looked at the case.

Then invoked the 2 dangerous sentences. You remember them?

- No audits beyond 5 years without fraud
- No rejection after 60 days

The judge sided with Imara.

- Imara was ordered to pay nothing.

- And KRA was ordered to pay legal costs to Imara.

Case closed.

Lesson 2.

• Everyone needs an accountant trained kukanyanga wire.

• KRA cannot audit beyond 5 years without proving fraud.

• If KRA misses the 60 days, call the party. You have won.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Kenyans are about to learn a VERY expensive lesson about “cheap internet.”

Savanna ISP is offering:

100 Mbps - KSh 2,000
1 Gbps - KSh 10,000
And everyone is excited.

But let’s slow down and think.

Right now in Kenya, 100 Mbps of stable fibre is around KSh 4,500 - 10,000.

So when someone comes at 2,000, you shouldn’t celebrate first...

You should ask questions.

Because the internet is not printed out of thin air . Also, the internet business is math.

They don’t own submarine cables or most of the backbone.
So they’re buying bandwidth.

Wholesale bandwidth is roughly $1-$5 per Mbps.
Do the math:

1 Gbps = 1000 Mbps
Even at $1, that's ~$1000 (~KSh 130,000)

Now explain how that becomes KSh 10,000 to you.

Exactly.
So what’s really being sold here?

Oversubscription.

You’re being sold “speed” that assumes you won’t actually use it when others are. And they know it.

And this is how it usually plays out:

Months 1 and 2:
Everything is likely to be fast.
People will be tweeting “game changer 🔥”. You will see hashtags here to get more people to join

Month 2 going forward:
More users join.
Evenings will start dragging. Your YouTube will start buffering a lot.

Month 3 going forward:
Now the reality hits:
- Peak hours, e.g., in the evening, feel slow
- Speeds jump up and down
- Some sites are fast, others struggle
- Random downtimes start appearing

Not because they’re evil.
Because math always wins.
This model works beautifully… until too many people sign up. The model is advertised as a success, nice, etc., to bring in more people to join, and eventually, everything hits the end.

Then performance becomes the hidden cost.
And suddenly that “cheap internet” doesn’t feel cheap anymore. Suddenly, you are stressed, you have to buy more data, and spend even more.

If they pull it off, I’ll admit I was wrong.

But if you’ve seen this industry before, you already know where this is heading.
Go ahead and subscribe, but also retain a backup.
Just don’t act surprised later.

Bookmark this.

[Emmanuel @barzo_e]

@realOkot @mansang29 Haha says the person who's only seen one president all your life, you allowed to be lied to by one entire family. Your president ain't shit at all and as compared to our opposition he is very fragile and just wears masks like a sick bustard.