BARZEY 🦝

WHITE TRASH JUSTIN BIEBER———————-TRASH MONEY RECORDS ________________________BAD AMERICAN

[naan_sequitur @sequitur_naan]

@TheTitanBaddie inside each white boy exist two wolves: tortured intellectual artist and coked up wigger

[troy bond jr (grand admiral) @TroyHasEbola]

You ever think about how Darth Maul lost his dick in that battle with Obi wan

[BARZEY 🦝 @barzsimpson]

@JeffDye “Hack Comedians have the loudest cries”

[BARZEY 🦝 @barzsimpson]

@AnalogJuul Just saw this. It’s insane I can perfectly hear and picture him doing bong hit transplant while hosting an awards show or some bullshit and it absolutely killing.

[BARZEY 🦝 @barzsimpson]

Unbelievable that he’s still just doing the “huhuhhuh weed” schtick.

[Third @thirdmetax]

Seth Rogen reveals he has smoked weed all day every day since he was 20

“I smoke weed all day every single day since I was 20 years old”

“I equate it to shoes or glasses are shoes a crutch we use or are they a thing that we have culturally decided to make our lives easier and better that is exactly how weed is to me”

“Could I not wear shoes probably could I not smoke weed probably would I just much rather smoke weed all day yes”

[BARZEY 🦝 @barzsimpson]

@trizzyebaby It’s just hard for me to picture Fenix Flexin listening to ‘How Soon Is Now’ and being like “Yo dog we gotta hit the Stu asap” 😭

[BARZEY 🦝 @barzsimpson]

@trizzyebaby Yeah I 100% agree the 80s synth wave sound with modern rap lyrics is a heater formula. Mostly makes me question if it was even FF’s idea. I almost feel like someone sold him on this being a huge hit AI or not, which they weren’t wrong.

[d ball @DamielBernaldo]

i like this one

[BARZEY 🦝 @barzsimpson]

The Chad knows he’s the Chud
The Chud thinks he’s the Chad

[BARZEY 🦝 @barzsimpson]

@AnalogJuul Sam Tripoli and Joey Diaz both do I believe

[Club Clavicular @AnalogJuul]

@barzsimpson he was one of us…

[Club Clavicular @AnalogJuul]

The meth subreddit is the only pure thing left on that hellsite

[Club Clavicular @AnalogJuul]

Bro you lowkey have Bette Davis Eyes

[BARZEY 🦝 @barzsimpson]

@AnalogJuul We really screwed the pooch that year….

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I'm addicted to Microsoft Authenticator app

[vandul @_vandul]

you really can’t hate Hollywood enough

[shawn gardini @shwangardini]

Sometimes you just have to fill up the Brita. It's alittle annoying that you have to take it out of the fridge and over to the sink. But it'll only take about 30 seconds.

[BARZEY 🦝 @barzsimpson]

@JeffDye So freaking epic I could cry

[J🇮🇪🇵🇸 @ringframe]

This happens in the Boba Fett TV show btw