righteouslyunrighteous

inter Arma, silent leges.

ADVENTIST. SANGUINE

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

We can’t wait to welcome you to the Obama Presidential Center. Tune in now to hear our remarks along with performances by artists and changemakers from around the world who will join us here on the South Side of Chicago. https://t.co/WvFn8i3IKM

[Sergio Perera @JEFESINCORBATA]

¡Qué recopilación!

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

In 2016, 70-year-old Lawrence Ripple robbed a bank in Kansas because he said he would rather go to prison than go home to his wife.

He handed the teller a note demanding cash and warning that he had a gun. The teller gave him $2,924.

But Ripple did not run. He walked to the lobby, sat down, and waited for police. When officers arrived, he told them he was the man they were looking for.

Ripple later said he had argued with his wife and decided prison sounded better than going back home.

Instead, the judge sentenced him to six months of house arrest.

[Andrey Tarakanov @antarakanov]

На юге Испании судья отказался выселять окупасов из дома, который перешел в наследство от родителей к детям. Мол, они - "социально уязвимые". Старшая дочь 70 лет, наняла детектива, который вычислил роскошную загородную виллу судьи с бассейном и частным пляжем и заселилась туда⬇️

[The Postulating Ponderer @StrokeofgeniusG]

@Vin_cent00 Squirrel said…

[With all My Love, Stephanie🦋 @Stepharny1]

Ohhh he knows why he’s doing. He laughed out loud😭🤣

He’s just stressing his sister out🤣

[𝒎𝒐𝒆. @moe4demm]

These children have no filters at all.😭😭😭

[Errores gramaticales @ErrorGramatica]

Los instintos de supervivencia del niño se activaron muy rápidamente.

[righteouslyunrighteous @bas______]

Ladies and gentlemen
My tribe!!!!

[×̷̷͜×̷ @fwkingsman]

Kids pronunciation 😂

[alpha man @alphaman_111]

A woman decided to celebrate her 70th birthday by treating herself to one night in a very nice hotel. The next morning, when she went to check out, the desk clerk gave her a bill for $250. She was shocked and asked why it was so expensive. “I agree it’s a nice hotel, but the room isn’t worth $250 for just one night — I didn’t even have breakfast,” she said. The clerk explained that $250 was the standard rate, and breakfast was included if she had chosen to have it.

She asked to speak with the manager. The manager came out, already informed about the complaint, and said, “Our hotel has an Olympic-sized swimming pool and a large conference center that guests can use.”

“But I didn’t use them,” she replied.

“Well, they are available, and you could have used them,” he answered.

He continued, saying the hotel also offered famous in-house shows with top entertainers from around the world.

“But I didn’t attend any of those shows,” she said.

“They are available, and you could have gone,” the manager repeated.

Every time the manager mentioned another facility, she answered, “But I didn’t use it,” and he kept giving the same reply.

After several minutes of going back and forth, and seeing that the manager would not change his mind, she agreed to pay. She wrote a check and handed it to him.

The manager looked at it and said, “Madam, this check is for only $50.”

“That’s right,” she said. “I charged you $200 for sleeping with me.”

“But I didn’t do that!” the manager replied.

“Well,” she answered calmly, “I was here, and you could have.”

[Dr Strangetweet or How I Learned to Love the RT @lone_rides]

Man goes to the doctor.

“Doc, I am passing gas constantly. It’s silent and doesn’t smell, but it’s always going on.”

Doctor hands the man two pills. “Swallow these. I’ll be back in 15 minutes.”

15 minutes later, doctor walks back in.

Man says, “I don’t know what those were but now my farts smell.”

Doctor says “now that we have your sinuses fixed, let’s work on your hearing.”

[righteouslyunrighteous @bas______]

If I ever have an adversary that I deem inconsequential, I'll never give him a time of my day!!!
"Obi is a lightweight, has no structure, only wins on X blah blah blah!!!" But his name haven't left your mouths in over 3 years!!
Dolts

[SimoneSays 💜 @simonesaysx]

@OrevaZSN The resort fee +
The destination fee +
The amenity fee +
The fee for the fees +
The taxes on the fees +
And more hidden fee +
And more fees if they feel they have not charged you enough

[Nana Yaa ❤️‍🩹🦋 @Yhaa_Queen]

Police sh00ts a criminal,
Doctor saves his life,
Court sentenced him to death.

Doctor:

[righteouslyunrighteous @bas______]

@apotofgoodness Meeting dey na

[righteouslyunrighteous @bas______]

@apotofgoodness Pele

[righteouslyunrighteous @bas______]

Decisions

[righteouslyunrighteous @bas______]

@apotofgoodness Wehdone typewriter... Abeg come whatsapp for business.