ivy

biggest loser on the beach

[ivy @basbrt]

@fourleafroses Like wtf do you mean the car insurance is due fuuuhhkkk 💔💔💔

[✰ ✰ ✰ ɹǝdıd ✰ ✰ ✰ @fourleafroses]

thinking about spending money on actual adult things and not nerd bs to decorate my room

[ivy @basbrt]

@1xChucky @xoxochiyanne @ShilohxxJulia @lezpiastri They’re talking about the lips 😭😭

[ivy @basbrt]

@abowlcut I love wearing bootcut jeans and flip flops idc!!! it’s still cute to meee

[kali ⋆ @ms_d0pamine]

how it feels to wear anything

[ivy @basbrt]

@silveow @usaminbunnie They’ll be married in Stardew Valley to their favorite bachelor but can’t handle this

[ivy @basbrt]

@bosnianbihh @ihydhaqanCelis it’s gotta be on purpose I just watched a video of hers where she made boiled eggs but the yolk was still very runny and the egg whites were like snot, she would even eat the shells too. The whole thing was gross.

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

My father was a comedian, and when I asked him if joke timing like this could be written today, he solemnly said: "We can't, we don't know how"

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongeBob2]

SpongeBob stock art has never been anything to write home about. It's charming, simple, and illustrates exactly who the characters are.

But in the last few years, we've begun to face an epidemic: UGLY STOCK ART! ...🧵

[? @xenomorph247]

He has four guns in his room and bars on his window

[ivy @basbrt]

@hemultiplyus @Goobert2U @alleria_eh @kron4news Then defend him if you want

[ivy @basbrt]

@CaseDouger96630 @IHateNYT Are you really trying to argue that it’s fine to scam elders because “it’s their money anyway”?

[Hot Take Appreciator @IHateNYT]

Kind of funny how many boomers have money lying around that they won’t share with their broke kids or grandkids, but will mail in a shoebox to a random guy who claims to be the President of Bitcoin

[ivy @basbrt]

@femalecheating

[anthony 📺 @theantonurthumb]

i keep finding these spongebob motivational images on pinterest and i think i want to keep living

[mariana 𖤓˚࿔ @myworldofwind]

whole time theres a couple in rural Oklahoma feeding off nothing but hamburger helper, sketty, turkey sausages and diet soda and theyre about to pop out their 6th kid and name it something like Myghkayghleigh if its a girl or Jaxton Jimmyboy if its a boy

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongeBob2]

A SpongeBob “Slippery When Wet” shirt from the early 2000’s.