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tall and tan and young and lovely

[Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵 @JotaroPujo]

We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

They're shooting Mitch McConnell out of a cannon tomorrow

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@FindMy_IPhone No

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U think you’re tough pushin a bitch around in a scuffers shirt

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At the point in the run when I wonder if this is type of shit I’d be on if I had ozempic

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Getting my 10K steps in Whole Foods

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Londoners photosynthesizing

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@FindMy_IPhone YESSSS

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Do people that post “can we normalize . . .” know that they can do whatever they want

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You know you’re loved when someone randomly cuts up fruit and brings it for you

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Cracking open a cold one

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Do ppl just not know what niche means

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@beadle1234 ☹️

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Feeling like Zelda Fitzgerald the way these men have stolen my tweets

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Having been depressed is lowk a life hack bc now im j sitting in the park watching the ducks and its like the best day ever

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I love going on my phone with my book in my lap

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Skinny arms big boobs

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Everyone in Spain is in love

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I love when they play Clairo at Joe

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The Beatles were lowk holding George Harry back