beaden

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@baschybear777 Ferrero rocher

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Febrero? . . . Ferror rocher? . . . No no February

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when was the last time “how are you”actually meant something

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Pressure is a privilege

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@baschybear777 Nani

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mom: when was the last time you ate an apple
Mark: idk, apple pie?

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it’s been a long time since someone’s called me bead (to my face)

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“My body is alcohol”

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Why is Fred again slept on recently

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Moving throughout my day just being the emotionless asshole I am

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I miss American Tuesdays

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Bro I’m literally in front of Frank Sinatra right now

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A Waymo is the best thing invented in life

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Seems I have mastered the ghosting in person 🧍‍♀️

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“Maybe I shouldn’t major in psychology if I can’t even spell it”

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Sueeee me for being in a bad mood and not wanting to go out

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New anxiety med: David Attenborough telling you about the eating habits of lions - it works.

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Where does one find a friend

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What you know about the beer in the pocket