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[. @base5700]

@MickamiousG @LetTheBoyWatch2 Literally any taxes in general

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

it's ableist to say watching porn is bad, people with aphantasia can't picture titties on their own

[Matthew Tynan @Matthew_Tynan]

I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct

[tyro @DoubleEph]

Nothing can prepare you for what *actually* caused the vision loss.

[Mike @hammerito]

ah cool the exact thing I've spent twenty years telling people wouldn't happen

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

“If I was a king, I wouldn't be dealing with you."

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Me fighting the urge to tell someone 15 different and unrelated stories in 5 minutes

[War Doll @thewardoll]

The soldier placed a bet and used his own life and blood as a wager.

Every penny was earned.

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Me listening to my manager coming up with yet another useless idea

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

this tumblr post being one of the greatest contributions to modern philosophy

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @beantownthot]

got to the office printer and realized i forgot to hit print on my laptop

[Trucker Fren @frenbilt]

One day we looked at this screen for the last time

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

Basically every story out of the UK now is either “Retarded foreigner destroys 1,000 year old artwork” or “The government is banning spoons”

[Champagne Joshi @JoshWalkos]

JetBlue blatantly admitted to surveillance pricing in a response then panicked and deleted it after they realized they f’d up. 😭

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Amazing nickname like generational

[Harm Reduction Casino @HumpA_55]

This pic always kills me. Hillary really couldn’t believe bitches was living like that

[Anthony Castrio @AnthonyCastrio]

You know what, the proposed location really is begging for a gigantic arch.

[Leesi ☽ꨄ︎☾ @LeesiBB]

i’m no fan of RFK jr. but can we stop pretending that swapping out dyes like red 40 and yellow 5 for healthier options is some sort of travesty. america is so addicted to being fat.

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

YOU ARE BEING WATCHED AT EVERY SPORTS GAME YOU ATTEND

MSG's owner James Dolan has secret watchlists.

A mom was banned from taking her 9-year-old to a Christmas show - because her coworker once criticized him.

A graphic designer was blocked at the door for selling "Ban Dolan" t-shirts YEARS earlier.

Face recognition.. Blacklists.. Microphones everywhere..

WIRED just dropped the most important surveillance story of 2026.

And nobody is talking about it.