Baseball Mom

I've never faked an "I love you", but an "I'm fine"? That's an entirely different story.

Baseball & music appreciation account fueled by caffeine and mom-isms

[Baseball Mom @baseball14014]

the moans he coaxed from her called out to them like a Siren's Song,
for the feral have gathered.

thick heavy stems in tight grasps,
blooming flowers damp under meticulous fingers
prying eyes misted over in desire.

but her body only danced for him...

💫🌙✨

[Jay 🩺 @Sadistic_Doc]

her release
Belonged to Him..
To her Lover…

[Baseball Mom @baseball14014]

@slick_mullet

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@Prophet_Poe i didn't know such blasphemy exists. the horror!

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@AverageSizeAndy @slick_mullet https://t.co/7llALF6AbY

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@AverageSizeAndy @slick_mullet yes! it's a massive bag! i used it in milk. on ice cream. just raw doggin it when i needed a snack

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@slick_mullet @AverageSizeAndy 🤣🤣🤣

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@slick_mullet @AverageSizeAndy i love my Lucky Charms! I even once ordered the bag of marshmallows from Amazon

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@slick_mullet always

[Baseball Mom @baseball14014]

every night when the Veil lifts, she returns to his
waiting arms
loving eyes
commanding hands
warm skin
soothing voice
thick member
frenzied ecstasy
lustful throb
intoxicating scent
steady breath
welcoming soul
peaceful presence

she returns to the comfort home in him

✨🌙💫

[Baseball Mom @baseball14014]

@13triskele

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🤓🤓🤓🤓

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@slick_mullet musings

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@slick_mullet i got them dad jokes

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@slick_mullet @outofoptions69 oops

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@13triskele 🤣🤣

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@theshapeofstars

[Baseball Mom @baseball14014]

Dot's Homestyle Pretzels are superior to Snyder's Twisted Pretzels.

i said what i said.
deal with it.

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@13triskele

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@KC1035162430 😳😳🤣🤣

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@KC1035162430 yep. they've learned the "golden rule" in our house: f*ck around, find out.

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@Coey71