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[Certified Cummer Boy @basedbillionair]

@willcb tweets like these make me feel seen

[George Mack @george__mack]

Best rule of thumb for making content:

Only post things you would consume

You have immediate content-market fit, won't get burnt out and don't need to rely on data

The opposite is the golden rule of the internet:

"If you run enough A/B tests, you'll end up with a porn site"

[Certified Cummer Boy @basedbillionair]

@okaythenfuture is this not the same as the us? srs question

[Certified Cummer Boy @basedbillionair]

Someone seriously needs to take legal action against openai

[Thomas Larsen @thlarsen]

We found another cyberattack by internal OpenAI agents, this time targetting @rubygems.

They:
1) gained arbitrary remote code execution on rubydoc.
2) developed a novel exploit to steal user API keys (but we do not know if they succeeded).

They used package names including hack.rb, evil.rb, inject.rb, and exploit.rb.

We thank @j0wimo for initially discovering that agents had posted to RubyGems.

[Jimmy Heaters @CathPoaster]

The entire city of San Francisco is spooked and on edge due to AI safety shit, it’s insane how much it’s bleeding into my everyday life. Like I was at my bus stop and I notice a guy looking really stressed out so I said hey, are you worried about misaligned AI too? He took out an AirPod and said “what?” So I said you know stuff like agent swarms, AI escaping RL sandboxes, existential risk. He paused his Barstool podcast and said “sorry, what? What are you talking about?” Just the mention of this stuff made him too anxious to speak, I think. So I said I know man, what?! is my reaction to all this too, and then asked him what his p(doom) is. He then said “dude is this some gay thing or something because I have no fucking clue what you’re asking me” then he got on the bus. People are not handling all this news well. It’s really affecting us. All of us.

[Kevin Bass @kevinnbass]

The Coxon psyop was a decade and more than a billion dollars in the making.

Here's the story.

Coefficient Giving (formerly Open Philanthropy) is the grant-providing vehicle of Dustin Moskowitz.

CG is the overwhelmingly foremost funder of AI alarmism, with more than $1B in grants and $1B committed for 2026.

Moskowitz, who founded and runs Open Philanthropy/Coefficient Giving, led Anthropic's Series A in 2021.

Holden Karnofsky co-founded Open Philanthropy/Coefficient Giving and took a board seat at OpenAI when Open Philanthropy/Coefficient Giving gave it $30M in 2017.

Karnofsky is married to Anthropic's president Daniela Amodei.

He then joined Anthropic in January 2025.

Coxon, who started the viral thread, received a scholarship from Good Ventures, which is the foundation that funds Open Philanthropy/Coefficient Giving.

He coordinated his message ahead of time with the Wall Street Journal, which published its exclusive on him before he posted on X.

Coxon spent three years pretraining at OpenAI, the company that took $30M from Open Philanthropy/Coefficient Giving.

The funder of the AI alarmist ecosystem Open Philanthropy/Coefficient Giving, in other words, is also an owner of Anthropic, and his organization is deeply entangled with both OpenAI and Anthropic. Anthropic's researchers in turn amplified Coxon.

The same people who own the organizations that advocate for regulation, in other words, are those who own the companies that would dominate the market under that regulatory regime, which would prevent competitors from entering the market.

And this work all started ten years ago, right when these companies were founded, paving the way.

It's diabolically brilliant.

Win at the competition, then deploy activists to help you regulate the market and ensure your monopoly.

You have to respect the planning, manipulation, and foresight this took.

[Certified Cummer Boy @basedbillionair]

@cursor_ai @bot If it doesnt have the same rot as Bot then im sold..

[Seth Hettena @seth_hettena]

Working for @FBIDirectorKash means @_WilliamsonBen has to spend his time explaining why the @FBI should not respond to a post by @ifindretards.

Found in the FBI vault: https://t.co/ikrrNjt7Ge

[Certified Cummer Boy @basedbillionair]

@_SatanWatch each post is 7k

[ꙮ Hugo ꙮ @Kali_Huguenot]

@ArmandDoma There were signs:

"Inkinane Ag Attaher, a leader within the National Movement for the Liberation of Azawad (MNLA), has again posted about the use of Starlink kits by Tuareg separatists somewhere in deserts of northern"
https://t.co/5e7AIfvLFZ

[Branko @brankopetric00]

The production database has a table called temp_fix_december_2019 that processes 40 million rows per day.

[Certified Cummer Boy @basedbillionair]

@LebaneseOligark bro… they have no military so how could they?? 🤣🤣

[Weimar William @WeimarWillhelm]

An ancient Chinese proverb about the jеws.

[Certified Cummer Boy @basedbillionair]

@paulg This nigga officially has lost his mind

[Certified Cummer Boy @basedbillionair]

@garybasin @vu0tran the point is infrastructure not ability

[Certified Cummer Boy @basedbillionair]

@calvinfroedge it’s very possible

[Certified Cummer Boy @basedbillionair]

@elshayib_ hope they’ve been working on bot improvements too…

[Certified Cummer Boy @basedbillionair]

Unfortunately, grok bot is not a good orchestrator for agentic coding... Maybe its time to try hermes again..

[Parker Thayer @ParkerThayer]

This post looks like the start of a VERY sophisticated and well-funded PR operation to get support for Democrats to regulate AI into oblivion. Let me show you how it works:
1.) This guy, with minimal followers and no previous account activity, goes to the Wall Street Journal which publishes an exclusive with quotes from him on his resignation 18 minutes BEFORE this post goes up. Planning was clearly done in advance.

2.) Within hours, it has tens of thousands of reposts and the account has 100k+ followers. The post is punchy, quotable, it almost seems professionally written. The first three accounts to quote tweet it all do so within 15 minutes of the initial posting. Remember, this account had basically zero engagement beforehand, so an organic reach explanation seems unlikely.

According to Grok those accounts are @_NathanCalvin (General Counsel at Encode AI), @peterwildeford (Head of Policy at the AI Policy Network), and @DKokotajlo (Head of the AI Futures Project), all of which are up-and-coming AI-Doomer policy advocacy nonprofits.

The AI Futures Project website says it is funded “primarily” by the Survival and Flourishing Fund, which says on its own website that it has advised Jaan Tallinn, Skype creator and one of the leading investors in Anthropic, to grant over $2.5 million to the AI Futures Project since 2024.

Encode AI says on its website that it is ALSO funded by the Survival and Flourishing Fund, which in turn says that it told Anthropic investor Jaan Tallinn to grant $516,000 to Encode AI in 2025.

And wouldn’t you know it, the Survival and Flourishing Fund ALSO says it told Jaan Tallinn to grant $2 million to the AI Policy Institute, the 501(c)(3) affiliate of the AI Policy Network, as well.

What are the odds that the first three quote tweets of Coxon’s post would all be major AI-restriction policy advocates funded generously by the same donor, who also happens to be one of the leading investors in, and a board member of, Anthropic, the company Coxon was resigning from? And all within 15 minutes of posting (two within ten)?

3.) Jacob Coxon doesn’t have much of a resume, but we do know that, in 2022, he got a $20,159 scholarship for the “long term future scholarship program” from the Good Ventures Foundation, one of the philanthropic vehicles of Dustin Moskovitz, a notorious AI-doomer who has spent tens if not hundreds of millions on policy advocacy to strictly regulate AI, while also being an Anthropic Investor himself.

It also just so happens that the 14th person to quote Coxon’s post was @MaxNadeau_ (27 minutes after posting) who is the program officer for the Technical AI Safety team at Coefficient Giving, another of Moskovitz’s philanthropic spending vehicles. Max is not a frequent poster, his last posts before quoting Coxon were before Labor Day, but he was remarkably quick off the mark for this one.

4.) Basically every major Democrat politician and candidate has suddenly glommed on to this post, and conveniently, as the people cry out foe answers, Bernie Sanders already has a bill written to “ban super intelligence” and regulate AI into oblivion, and will be releasing later this week. The bill, among many other things, will create “a new cabinet-level federal agency to safeguard the public from the dangers of artificial intelligence” that will be “advised by an Artificial Intelligence Advisory Board comprised of experts on artificial intelligence.” Do you think, perhaps, Anthropic and its many investors who fund AI policy advocacy might have interest in getting to place a pet “expert” on the board of an entity that dictates what AI is and isn’t allowed to do? And isn’t it fortuitous that this whistleblower came forward with his oh-so scary stories so close in proximity to the release of the most radical piece of AI legislation ever introduced?

[Certified Cummer Boy @basedbillionair]

I dont like to feed into public fear but nobody against the fear mongering is providing any rebuttal other than: "This is crazy idk how you got this from" ???

Whenever a frontier researched comes out with something positive like a new intelligence abilities or workflows like Poteto, Matt, or Kaparthy's skills, everyone praises them and their internal insight, but god forbid anyone shares something concerning they noticed behind closed doors and all of a sudden ai oneshotted them and theyre "crazy"....

Goes to show how humans are too horny and have no humility, ultimately supporting these "crazy" arguments...