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[📀 @basedc0ntrarian]

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[i²cjak @i2cjak]

just had a fucking awesome idea. what if i enforced rules, but only on thee. no rules for me

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

humans hold a drink in their hand at social functions to calm social vigilance and mirror cultural patterning. the physical grip stabilizes against fidgeting and a sip grants a 3 second safe zone for responding and turn taking. ingestion is an evolutionary cue of safety.

[Sofascore Football @Sofascore]

💎 | Just over an hour, just short of perfection

Lamine Yamal v Croatia:

⏱️ 68’ played
👌 60 touches
⚽️ 2 goals
📈 0.23 xG/0.99 xGOT
🅰️ 1 assist
📐 0.49 xA
🔑 2 key passes
⏭️ 21 ball carries/7 progressive
📈 9.9 Sofascore Rating

An outstanding display, which means it was just another day at the Lamine office 🤷🏻‍♂️🇪🇸

[📀 @basedc0ntrarian]

decisions api, no need to make your own routers now I guess ? powered by luna, excited to try it out and see how good it does

[📀 @basedc0ntrarian]

pro 500 but what is peasants on the plus

[📀 @basedc0ntrarian]

ouuu shiiii 6.1 sol and ultrafast 👀

[📀 @basedc0ntrarian]

excited for dots, only for enterprise for now

[📀 @basedc0ntrarian]

@i2cjak lmaooo chud lyf

[Antoni Talks Football @Antoni_Talks]

Kane spent large parts of his career dangerously undercutting opponents on aerial duels and Son has a long history of lashing out on the football pitch.

I don’t think Lamine and Vini’s egos are a worse offense than that

[𒋻 @AdiiiFCB]

A World Cup
A Euros
A Euros YPOTT
A League title
A Ballon D'Or runner up finish
An IFFHS award
Two Kopa trophies
Two Laureus awards
A FIFPRO Men's World 11 place

And most importantly, a clean sweep h2h record in which Olise got subbed off at 60' in all games.

[Latha @LathaIC]

To prevent dengue, kill mosquitoes.

To prevent plague/leptospirosis, kill rodents.

To prevent bird flu, cull birds, bury them, disinfect area.

Preventive culling of cows for brucellosis

To prevent RABIES, wash wound, take vaccines. Why? Because we need stray dogs, bro.

[abigail 🩵 🐁🪤 @abichungus]

saggy boobs with inverted nipples and dinner plate areolas will save the world

[i²cjak @i2cjak]

Beautiful day for left curve gang.

[Right_in_the_middle @right_inthe_mid]

I’ve spent a lot of time in “male spaces.” The worst you’ll hear is a lewd comment about a woman being desirable, or a remark about an “easy” woman.

I’ve been forced to spend a lot of time in women’s spaces (by nature of being a woman) and will regularly hear open contempt for how gross, evil, unlovable, inhuman, and pathetic the average woman thinks the average man is. Or, worse, bragging about mistreating a normal, undeserving man. There is 0 recognition that this is bizarre or cruel behavior.

So, actually, the men’s “locker room” is a pale evil in comparison.

[🌐 @felxbr]

how it feels seeing all these mad men clips on my tl

[Jill Blackpill @JillBlackpill]

Misandrissic women explain what happens in our spaces, they think all male spaces are about misogyny because they female spaces are all about misandry

[i²cjak @i2cjak]

I like when the foid is a little bit my wife who I’m married to

[buzor @buzor042_]

Career trophies won

Bruno Fernandes: 3
Mikel Oyarzabal: 5

It’s a shame Bruno fernandes has wasted his whole career at man United. Top player.

[William H. Holla @here2_b_nosey]

You sell pussy. Me no sell pussy. Me no jet, cause me sell no pussy. You jet cause you sell pussy.

[📀 @basedc0ntrarian]

fuck going on in kerela bruh 😭

[Brighton & Hove Albion Kerala @BrightonKerala]

We Brighton fans in Kerala have decided to enjoy this international break by creating a 50-foot cutout of one of Brighton’s greatest midfielders, Pascal Groß, in local street. Anything for our club. 🩵🤍

The biggest cutout ever in Kerala for a Premier League player. 💥💥💥