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[tired @basedcule_]

@FatKidDeals Do you have bad boy cologne by Carolina Herrera? It’s like a lightning bolt cologne. Black and gold

[tired @basedcule_]

@ccattack21 I guess we got lucky then. Seems like he’ll play the first game back vs Getafe.

[tired @basedcule_]

Yeah was it not obvious he faked it lmaooo finally he grew a pair

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨✅ Barcelona staff tests confirm Raphinha’s muscle issue suffered with Brazil is not serious.

Raphinha will be available from next week, as @Alfremartinezz reports.

[tired @basedcule_]

It’s the new you call her Stephanie I call her headphanie 🤮🫩

[david @semisauced]

Free Your Mind is basically Animals by Martin Garrix for the new generation

[tired @basedcule_]

Impossible to surpass dinho. He could pass Neymar tho but he needs more time and trophies.

[Frenkie @Frenkiefcbb]

Absolutely no Disrespect to Ronaldinho, but the Brazilian legacy he kept at Barcelona might be Surpassed by Raphinha. As for Neymar, Raphinha is just a UCL trophy away from his legacy at Barca

[tired @basedcule_]

Just being loud and wrong tweeting whatever huh?

[Central Cristiano Ronaldo @CentralCR7BR]

O jogador mais genérico da história.

Não é rapido, nem forte, nem inteligente, nem craque, nem driblador, nem finalizador, nem nada, nem posição ele tem.

Pode fazer quantos gols quiser, vai continuar sendo a cara de um Aston Villa ou Fulham.

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

Both Atleti and Madrid got bitchslapped this weekend without scoring a single goal in this same league, but as soon as we won our game convincingly, the league needs to be disbanded and its worse than 3rd division of Azerbaijan.

The collective hatred for this club is hilarious.

[tired @basedcule_]

Nah Valencia and elche are just dog shit. They’ll player harder teams later.

[zispoms @imzispoms]

great day out but La Liga goals should be treated with the same ratio Bayern goals are. this league is awful

[tired @basedcule_]

This is like Jesus Navas winning a balon dor. Won everything sure, was he good? Yeah I guess so. Is he the best player in the world? Fuck no. Might as well scrap the award.

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

🚨🚨 Fabian Ruiz 🇪🇸 : Le Ballon d’Or 🌕 ? C’EST UN RÊVE POUR N’IMPORTE QUEL FOOTBALLEUR.

POURQUOI PAS CETTE ANNÉE ? RÊVER D’ÊTRE LE PLUS PRÈS POSSIBLE DE SOULEVER CE TROPHÉE. 🤩

J’ai eu la chance de pouvoir gagner BEAUCOUP DE TROPHÉES COLLECTIFS, ET PEU INDIVIDUELS.

Ce serait un honneur ! »

🎙️ Telefoot

[tired @basedcule_]

Crazy out of context post. Mf tryna make bartomeu look like a better president
🫵🏼😂

[Winna F.C. @WinnaFC]

🚨| CRAZY FACT: Laporta has now spent the same amount of time as Bartomeu as Barcelona president.🤫

POSITIVES:
• Brought in Hansi Flick
• Improved the club’s financial stability

NEGATIVES:
• No Champions League
• No treble
• Disrespected several club legends
• Won fewer trophies than Bartomeu
• Signing players past their prime
• Failed to deliver several top signings

[tired @basedcule_]

@boltzgalaxy I might be wrong but I think he tried going into the locker room after the game too?The team didn’t allow him. Lol.

[tired @basedcule_]

@MochakkMusic That Coachella set is still stuck in my head man. Never change.

[tired @basedcule_]

Jesus relax

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Saying this right now, you cannot bench Xavi Espart given the way he’s playing.

Not just today, not just on matchday one, but quite literally from our first preseason game.

For me, this is now his spot to lose until proven otherwise.

[tired @basedcule_]

Alright stop. It’s not becuase Argentina beat England. He ran around like a mad man (not playing a minute) lowkey being a dickhead. Be forreal. lol

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

Colo Barco was getting booed today during Chelsea vs Luton, presumably by Luton fans, just because Argentina beat England at the World Cup.

The funniest part is that Barco didn’t even play a single minute in that game.

I’ve never seen a country take one defeat this badly. The meltdown is unbelievable.

[tired @basedcule_]

How about weeeeeeee forget about Alvarez, muscle through 2 more seasons without a 9 and then go big for Erling 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🎥 The last time Erling Haaland played at Camp Nou, received a great welcome:

[tired @basedcule_]

I’m sorry Julian, but the best strategy for Barca rn is to have the whole world see how ugly Atleti and Marin are. We’ll see you in January lad. Stay strong.

[tired @basedcule_]

Good? I would love nothing more than to disrupt their season from outside noise 😂

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

Atletico will have a shit season, its so obvious. Then they will blame Barcelona for it openly. Mark my words.

[tired @basedcule_]

Brother. WHO? Games never been more gone.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵⚪️ BREAKING: Ayyoub Bouaddi to Manchester City, here we go! Deal agreed club to club.

Fee to reach €100m package with add-ons, as @FabriceHawkins reports. Green light from Lille to the sale.

Bouaddi agreed terms with City in July and now set to join #MCFC project.

[tired @basedcule_]

Nobody and I mean NOBODY gives a shit about little league baseball you shit heads @espn @ABC put on the Barcelona game!

[tired @basedcule_]

May Manchester United continue to forever be irrelevant and embarrassing. Amen. Thank you hull.