Captain Trips

29. Forever Grateful 💀 🌹 ⚡️

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@DreaTheVirgo777 @iamicculus 18 months for 800k embezzlement and no asset seizure is wild lol

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@candacednewby "Live like you were dying"

-Tim Mcgraw

My next pick then

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@aspoiledbrattt

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@autogynfelon A soprano household staple

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@karina_core Yes it is

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@WomenBeingAwful Great tits dont need makeup and are universally understood

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@Amalia3386 No thanks

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@kuchisakeonnax The voter:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is actually what is happening in Europe.

Unconscionable evil.

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@juliandorey I did accidentally 😓

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@AniseNot @HeatherIsUnsane 60+15 gang 🫡

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@HeatherIsUnsane 60+15

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

American pope. American cartel leaders. American Chinese olympians. This is our century

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@siezziee Djibouti

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@CallMeK1123 Shes clearly not fat but her face is very angular and masculine and its a bit off putting personally, but theres nothing wrong with her body type and shape at all

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Canadians are really big fans of that gay porn hockey show

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@PatCSportsFan Still wont unlose the gold medal game for you :)

[Milk Boyz 🍁 @AustonStachews]

Before the Olympics I didn’t want a Canadian team, other than the leafs, to win the Stanley cup, but now I pray to god Connor McDavid gets it done. Fuck all American teams.