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Extremely Niche Internet Celebrity

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i would literally do anything for my friends except text them back in a timely manner

[brother, I am ticket up @whoisambivalent]

The safest time in history to fly was September 12, 2001

[beefe @63ORGE_RUSSELL]

responded to a customer by saying “i understand” and she came back with “actually i don’t think you do”

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Say Santa is fake again I’ll fucking fold you bro

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

saying 'hey what's the big idea' every five minutes during a colonoscopy

[very tall bart @TallBart]

He said son, when you glow up, would you be the savior of the chopped, the busted, and the wack?

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[jolting awake after a pleasant 8 hours of sleep] I’ve been betrayed

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

showing up to jack ass 5 in an ankle brace so that the people there know I actually like stunts and Im not a poser

[doomer @uncledoomer]

people see a conquistador ship pull up next to them and instead of battening down the hatches and loading their cannons to prepare for a broadside, they take out their phone and take a video

[Hyperion @Glycine_enjoyer]

when an egirl turns 23 but keeps posting

[mr online @Absolunar]

haha Later losers #weed #420

[mr online @Absolunar]

alright Man

[Bong Hit Transplant @basedshinjii]

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[Tom Myers @Tom_Myers]

"Internet forums?" Translation: losers like you who never interact with real people and believe any bullshit that gets posted.
And thanks! See what happens when you don't do the Google equivalent of push polling? Way to self-own, you racist piece of shit.